The Canadian version of second base according to robin in How I Met Your Mother. some would say it's feeling up (boobs or ass), while some would say it's a hand job or fingering. all you gotta do is determine what "league" your "playing" in.
red line in house league is just feeling up (with or without cloths)
red line in AAA or NHL is hand job or fingering
House league: blue line; making out, red line; feeling up, offensive blue line/offensive zone; hand job/fingering/oral, in the crease; sex
AAA or NHL: blue line; making out with feeling up, red line; hand job/fingering, offensive blue line/offensive zone; oral, in the crease; sex
other great things come with this hockey-sex metaphor like:
-wrap around (doggy style)
-to many men on the ice (double team)
-assist is for the wing man
-pulling the goal tender (no protection)
-home ice advantage (being at your place)
-hatrick (scoring 3 times in a row)
Mike-dude i got to the red line with Sarah!
Alex-what league were you playing in?
Mike-great assist last night man!
Alex-oh ya how'd it go with you and that chick from the bar?
Mike-i got right in the crease!
Alex-awesome, how'd you score?
Mike-i pulled a wrap around.
Alex-you didn't pull the goal tender did you?
Mike-of course not. but i did get a hatrick!
Mike-ya it was legendary! must have been the home ice advantage
|16.||Red Head Tempers|
One of the worst things to come in contact with. Red Heads have no soul so they don't care how the other person in the argument feels about the way they are treated. They are the most vindictive souless people on earth. They tend to seek pleasure from other peoples pain. The wrath of a red head is nothing less than absolute evil.
Red headed men are one thing, but Red Head women are twice as bad. Not only are you putting up with a red head, you are also putting up with a woman. They will do anything and everything to make you physically and emotionally hurt as well as feel belittled, useless and worthless.
Red Head Tempers is when two or more people get into a fight, try to be sneaky about something, screw them over or breaking up with them usually results in physical pain such as (if you're a guy..a few hits to the man hood would be great), letting the girl know how much of a b*itch she is or if its a guy that he is a tool anddouche bag. Other physical damage would be to cars, homes, motorcycles and things of that nature.
|17.||Red Cum Dragon|
A beast of mythological proportion. This so-called dragon would mostly plunder in Europe, specifically in England. It would rape women until they cried. He also embarrassed people so much, that they turned "red" from his "cuming" (coming)
"Sir Lancelot! Can thou slay the Beast, who's foul words make no things at peace?"
"Nay, good King. For he made fun of my wig."
A color of passion. Crimson red, blood red, carnation red, cherry red, fire red, rose red.
Things that are red.
Karen, had me seeing red today.
A person decended from a high lineage from the Conferderate Era and is a very noble person. He belives in all things With an Engine and bullets.
Jack is a Red Neck and uses a 12-gague
A skit on the popular Chapelle's show
"Cocane in a can, baby!"
"Red Balls! It gives you wings!"
Allows drug heads to do amazing things, such as run through brick walls or picking up a city bus to reach for a dime.
"MAYDAY! MAYDAY! A crackhead is lifting the bus! must be red balls!"
possibly the most hypocritical team in MLB. most of the red sox players look like hobos picked off the street.. and they have the behavior and manners of street hobos too! their fans are the most obnoxious in MLB, and most pathetic, too. they spend more time cheering "YANKEES SUCK!" than they do cheering their own team. and they think that one world series win in 86 YEARS makes them lords of the universe.last time i checked, a team with 6 world series wins and 86 years of choking is not better than a team that has won 26 world series in the past 26 years. if you want to see an excellent baseball team, go about 200 miles southwest to the bronx and go see the yankees.
"wow. i am the best baseball fan in america. my team is the red sox, and they are THE BEST team in all of the world. i assume that each and every person who lives within a 100 mile radius of NYC is low-class, obnoxious, and ignorant. i don't realize that all those things really just apply to myself. but don't tell me any negative things about my team! if you do, you automatically SUCK. i can't listen to ANYTHING you people say, because i'm narrow-minded and snobby. oh, yeah, i forgot- 'YANKEES SUCK!' ha ha. that's the only thing i know how to say when i'm at fenway pahhkk. the red sox are wicked ahhhhsome!"