Baseball's most badass team whose heated rivalry against the Yankees should be a lot friendlier. Don't take that shit off the field. The Yankees are a good team too. We just love watching them lose.
Hopefully the Red Sox will pull a repeat!
by SoxNinja April 04, 2005
The Red Sox are a group of fun-loving, honest, awesome idiots who want to have fun and have incredibly devoted fans.
But they only won 6 little pieces of ring-shaped material!
Maybe they should take after NYC and use steroids, or something.
Redsox=6 :)
Yankee=26 :(
by weregopher February 26, 2005
The greatest most richest history of a baseball club in history. Cursed by Babe Ruth. Filled with dreams like Ted Williams and Carlton Fisk. Ended buy guys like Bill Buckner and Buckey Dent.
It takes real fans to lose. Those are the Red Sox fans. And the Cubs. And the White Sox.
by nick898 October 17, 2003
the worst team in baseball. so bad they have been around since the 1890's and still only have 7 world series rings. just got swept by the yankees and are now going to miss the playoffs. their fans are the most envious in the world. jealous of the yankees and always bitching about their payroll when the red sox have the 3rd largest in mlb. one of their players got 41 lobsters from Maine but he doesnt even know where Maine is. this team blows so much and wont win another world series for another 86 years while the yankees will win 30 more during that time. only have 2 players that would start for the yankees. David Ortiz takes steroids and wouldnt be shit if he was still with the twins.
Kid: hey im a red sox fan
Me: sorry
Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.
"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."
by Jake February 08, 2005
A team that believes that winning one World Championship in 86 years validates the idea that they are better than a team that has won 26 titles over that same period of time.
Congratulations Red Sox, you now have half the amount of World Series Titles as the Florida Marlins over the last 86 seasons.
by Randy Johnson January 25, 2005
A team that sucks dick and has 99 o/o bitchy fans. All gay, haters.
Redsox fucking blow

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