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A baseball team that only recently realized that people of color could help their city (2004). Although they have blamed George Herman Ruth for their bad luck, they simply had terrible teams because they were the last team in baseball to have a black player. Are the Red Sox a better team than the glorious Yankees? Currently, yes. However, they have 20 championships left to catch up. However, the issue of controversy stems from their fan base, not their actual team.

If you ever see pictures of Red Sox "fans" you will see rich, white folks who are ignorant and share views of the historically infamous Red Coats (see Revolutionary War). Yankee fans are numerous and can be found throughout the world, with fans of all different races, religions, and creeds. Yankee fans possess something called common sense, class, and welcome anyone, whereas Red Sox fans embrace ignorance, hatred, and being intoxicated. Also, Red Sox fans have a tendency to speak with a heavy, unrecognizable accent that no one thinks sounds intelligent. It is much more ridiculous than that of a New Yorker.

Also, the Red Sox are based in a city that nobody cares about, as it could fall off the map and only about 10 people would notice. When was the last time someone attempted a terrorist attack on Boston? Never - its disappearance would not hurt the U.S. at all. In fact, there would be a lot less racism in our country if that happened. Most of the students at Harvard and MIT are NOT from the New England area, so if those people were taken out, the total IQ of Boston would equal exactly 3.
Red Sox fan: The Yankees suck my balls! You f*ckin' suck my balls! I'll beat you up because I've never grown up!
Yankees fan: That's cool. I love your use of the word "balls." You must be a literary genius.
Red Sox fan: Go back to your own country! Get out of here, you sh*t face! I'm stupid and drunk!
Yankees fan: I have no idea what you just said. I have to go run Wall Street and live in the greatest city in America.
by Fence Geneva February 02, 2008
 
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not only the best team in major league baseball, a way of life in the boston area. a person grows up and lives and dies with this team, and for all those people who never saw a championship, we got one. Go Sox
the red sox won the world series
by mike December 07, 2004
 
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The Red Sox are the Major League Baseball(MLB) team of Boston Massachusetts. They were created along with the American League in 1901, and have won 6 World Championships in the 106 years between now and then.

The Red Sox have a fierce Rivalry with the New York Yankees, which dates back to around 1920, when the Red Sox owner sold Babe Ruth to the Yankees for cash and loans.

Since Boston's first world series win in 86 years in '04, the Rivalry seems to be become more intense, as the Red Sox claim to have "broken the curse of the Bambino."

Although the Yankees have a much more impressive record(26 world series wins) so far, only time will tell if the "curse of the Bambino" really has been broken.
The Boston Red Sox are a team in the American League Eastern Division of Major League Baseball.
by LostInHyrule September 21, 2007
 
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socks that can be bought in Duane reade for 2 dollars. They are red and they are socks. Go figure.
I want to buy a pair of red sox
by Tazarus June 08, 2005
 
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Your 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! Can you believe it???
Yankees = CHOKE!!!!!!!!

ALDS: W, 3-0
ALCS: W, 4-3
World Series: W, 4-0

I still can't believe it!!!!!!!!
So the yankees really do suck. We can actually tell the truth!!!!!
by proudasssoxfan November 06, 2004
 
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the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhhhhhh YANKEES SUCK!
by red sox suck balls July 26, 2007
 
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The best damn team in baseball.
The Boston Red Sox: Anyone can have an off century
by A-rod sucks November 19, 2004
 
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Hypocrits. The red sox have become the new Yankees. They are no longer the "underdogs" Because once the Red Sox owner got some more money he spent it all to overpay the losers they have on there team, exactly like the yankees. And whenever you see a Red Sox fan and you try and talk baseball the first words that comes out of there mouth is "Yankees suck" as appposed to a Yankees fan who would go "Go Yankeees!"
Red Sox fan: The Yankees and overpaid and stupid

Yankees fan: But your team is the second most overpaid in the Leauge, and you have only 6 world series while we have 26

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, the Yankees choked

Yankees fan: You've choked more times then us buddy

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, Yankees suck

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Angels fan: LEARN ANYTHING!?
by Spikesy July 20, 2006