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The worst franchise in the history of sports. The REAL evil empire. A team that tries their hardest to be what they hate. A team whose fans who are the worst human beings on the planet. If I didn't know any better, Fenway Park is like Niagara falls because it can't possibly be big enough to hold the tears of these whiners, and the constant diaper changing that takes place here. Fuck you assholes AND the horse you rode in on!!!!
The last time I checked, the devil is RED, not navy blue. Check your facts you shitface dickless piece of shit red sox fans
by MTS July 16, 2006
 
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not only the best team in major league baseball, a way of life in the boston area. a person grows up and lives and dies with this team, and for all those people who never saw a championship, we got one. Go Sox
the red sox won the world series
by mike December 07, 2004
 
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The Red Sox are the Major League Baseball(MLB) team of Boston Massachusetts. They were created along with the American League in 1901, and have won 6 World Championships in the 106 years between now and then.

The Red Sox have a fierce Rivalry with the New York Yankees, which dates back to around 1920, when the Red Sox owner sold Babe Ruth to the Yankees for cash and loans.

Since Boston's first world series win in 86 years in '04, the Rivalry seems to be become more intense, as the Red Sox claim to have "broken the curse of the Bambino."

Although the Yankees have a much more impressive record(26 world series wins) so far, only time will tell if the "curse of the Bambino" really has been broken.
The Boston Red Sox are a team in the American League Eastern Division of Major League Baseball.
by LostInHyrule September 21, 2007
 
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socks that can be bought in Duane reade for 2 dollars. They are red and they are socks. Go figure.
I want to buy a pair of red sox
by Tazarus June 08, 2005
 
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Your 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! Can you believe it???
Yankees = CHOKE!!!!!!!!

ALDS: W, 3-0
ALCS: W, 4-3
World Series: W, 4-0

I still can't believe it!!!!!!!!
So the yankees really do suck. We can actually tell the truth!!!!!
by proudasssoxfan November 06, 2004
 
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the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 6 championships.

red sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck!
yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 6? so, shut the fuck up.
red sox fan: uhhhhhh YANKEES SUCK!
by red sox suck balls July 26, 2007
 
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The best damn team in baseball.
The Boston Red Sox: Anyone can have an off century
by A-rod sucks November 19, 2004
 
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Hypocrits. The red sox have become the new Yankees. They are no longer the "underdogs" Because once the Red Sox owner got some more money he spent it all to overpay the losers they have on there team, exactly like the yankees. And whenever you see a Red Sox fan and you try and talk baseball the first words that comes out of there mouth is "Yankees suck" as appposed to a Yankees fan who would go "Go Yankeees!"
Red Sox fan: The Yankees and overpaid and stupid

Yankees fan: But your team is the second most overpaid in the Leauge, and you have only 6 world series while we have 26

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, the Yankees choked

Yankees fan: You've choked more times then us buddy

Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, Yankees suck

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Yankees fan: Go Yankees!

Red Sox fan: Yankees suck!

Angels fan: LEARN ANYTHING!?
by Spikesy July 20, 2006