Someone who likes to spend so long having sex that parts start chaffing and turning red. Named after a famous Baseball team who took so damn long to win people had DIED waiting for them.
Red Sox fans are people who believe that their inability to climax makes them great lovers as opposed to tedious ones.

The most annoying and bitchiest fans on da face of da earth, also very few cool ones but most are just plain bitchy as hell. Need to get laid.

A drunken Irish dipshit from Boston. Commonly found in bars, Charlestown, and jail cells. Hate the Yankees because they're "rich douches" (TRANSLATION: Wealthy due to winninng) and "they suck" (TRANSLATION: Win a lot and piss off Sox fans who are of course poor). Being one of these is as gratifying as being a shit taken by a giraffe. If the Sox lose, they fuck up everything in their path. If the Sox win, they fuck up everything in their path. Quite simply, they're violent wife-beaters, but can be better described as drunk, violent, retarded, pathetic, poor, dirty, uneducated, and the guys who got the short end of the stick.

Someone that lives and dies for the Red Sox. Someone that spent their childhood at Fenway park no matter if the Sox won or lost. Someone who knows that the Red Sox will always be better than the Yankees.

1) Annoying snob that watches the Red Sox get their asses handed to them every season. Usually reluctant to admit that winning in '04 and '07 does not make up for 100 years of failure.

2) Usually confused with moron.

3) Talks with annoying gay accent.

4) Jealous that the Yankees have 27 (count 'em) world series rings.