Take chocolate syrup and squirt it in a girls vagina while she is on her period. Then you eat her out, and just before you lick up all the chocolate syrup she queefs in your mouth.
Last night i gave my girlfriend a red rose and i got blood and chocolate syrup all over me.
when a girl takes the thorns of a rose and tapes them to her hand, then gives a guy a hand job and makes him bleed.
"ouch my dick hurts so bad!"
"dude, what happened"
"my girl gave me a red rose"