Red October is the phrase used to describe a man who has poison ivy on his penis, testicles, and the general area.
Intercourse, hand-jobs, blow-jobs, etc. during the Red October period constitute in the spread of Red October. Side affects will be similar to "crabs" and can be fixed with steroids.
Most notably, intercourse will cause female Red October. Men are most likely to carry Red October as they are most likely to piss in wooded areas.
Named after the famous Russian submarine, Red Octobers are those once-in-a-lifetime turds that block the toilet. You can't flush them, you can't deal with them in the normal way. Toilet paper is a serious no-no with regards to Red Octobers as this merely increases the "gross" factor by twelve. If you see a Red October, the chances are that you'll need to call the emergency services.
"Mum! Can you call the Fire Bridgade, we've got a Red October here! I've tried the shower head but that doesn't work. Make sure they bring their bio-hazard suits this time!"
When you partake in intercourse with a female during her menstrual period. When you pull out the member from the female it is covered in mense, at this time, she shove the member in the nose and skeet into her nazal passage.
My grandma came over and i asked her if i could give her a red october, she informed me that she has gone through menopause, but her daughter would be honered to recieve a red october from the worlds smallest cock.