The Red Lobster is when you are having sex with a woman and she has Crabs and is on her Period.
Dave did the Red Lobster last night with Sandy!
by Caroswen July 07, 2009
A special form of fellatio in which the giver uses lots of teeth, and then finishes the recipient off by giving his cock an indian sunburn.
Lobsterfest was alot more fun at the other Red Lobster
by lobsterfiend October 06, 2008
When a man unwittingly contracts the STD crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (raggin').
You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with the red lobster.
by Goon, Ed Dogg, & T-Wolf December 01, 2007
When a young man is unable to find proper lubricant and opts to use non-standard items to do the job, thus causing a painful red flare (irritation) in either the vagina or anus. This phrase originates from #Demonoid.
"So I had no lube; I heard douche was made from alcohol and water so I took a little bit of alcohol and a lot of water. We used that but she wound up crying all night over her red lobster."
by dannofthursday September 11, 2006
a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix
"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"
by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006