"Bring Your Whole Crew"

Uhh..
Aiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! cmon!!
Uhh! uhh-huh!
But they dont hear me though
Uhh, but they dont hear me though,
Uhh, but they dont, they dont, they dont, they dont..

I got blood on my hands and theres no remorse
And got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse (cmon!)
Im a nasty nigga - when you pass me nigga look me in my eyes (what!)
Tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die (cmon!)
You be a dead motherfucker, red motherfucker
Dont be stupid, you heard what I said motherfucker
Who shot you? aww nigga, like you dont know (woo!)
Stickin you for yo dough while Im fuckin yo broke ho (what!)
Yo! dont you get the picture? niggaz cant touch me (uhh!)
Cause I dont give a fuck g, Ill get you touched b
I got choice, to rip my slug or take apart a door
And enough crazy niggaz behind me to start a war (cmon!)
So what you want nigga? help, cause youse about to rest (uh!)
When Im fed, red cross couldnt clean up the mess
And a vest will do nuttin but make you look a little thicker (yea!)
Cause in the dark - you aint nuttin but a lil nigga (what!)
And if youd been thinkin about that shit you did
You wouldnta brought the joint, wit you kid,
Now ima have to get you kid, and split your wig, wit the machete (what!)
I bring beef to niggaz, and string em out, like spaghetti (cmon!)
You aint ready - nor can you stand how Im bringin it (uh!)
Im givin it is how Im livin it so Im swingin it (uh!)
Red dot on your head, cause you...

"Oh my golly gosh, those chaps over there just Rondoed me and now I have these bally red marks on my posterior!"

"I say, that chap over there looks like he needs a good hard Rondoing!"

"Help! HELP! I'M BEING RONDOED!"

"Tally Ho! Let us venture forth into the slums of Abingdon and Rondo some Big Issue vendors!"

a)Folks, now here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher / She was a red-hot hootchie cootchie

b) Wooster: I mean, all this ho de ho de ho stuff is pretty clear, but what do you suppose a hootchie cootchie is exactly?
Jeeves: It's hard to say, sir, unless it's in connection with one of the demotic American words for ardent spirits. I'm thinking of hootch, a word of Eskimo origin , I'm informed.
Wooster (amazed): You bloody well are informed, Jeeves. Do you know everything?
Jeeves (dryly): I really don't know, sir.

Fellows, that is some nasty bell burn you have there mate after shagging that hanna chick

person1: omg, Maygan just posted mega-slut pictures in a nasty little santa outfit. Must be a Christmas Skeve.

The Tragedy of Macbeth
by William Shakespeare


ACT I
SCENE I. A desert place.

Thunder and lightning. Enter three Witches
First Witch
When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

Second Witch
When the hurlyburly's done,
When the battle's lost and won.

Third Witch
That will be ere the set of sun.

First Witch
Where the place?

Second Witch
Upon the heath.

Third Witch
There to meet with Macbeth.

First Witch
I come, Graymalkin!

Second Witch
Paddock calls.

Third Witch
Anon.

ALL
Fair is foul, and foul is fair:
Hover through the fog and filthy air.

Exeunt

SCENE II. A camp near Forres.

Alarum within. Enter DUNCAN, MALCOLM, DONALBAIN, LENNOX, with Attendants, meeting a bleeding Sergeant
DUNCAN
What bloody man is that? He can report,
As seemeth by his plight, of the revolt
The newest state.

MALCOLM
This is the sergeant
Who like a good and hardy soldier fought
'Gainst my captivity. Hail, brave friend!
Say to the king the knowledge of the broil
As thou didst leave it.

Sergeant
Doubtful it stood;
As two spent swimmers, that do cling together
And choke their art. The merciless Macdonwald--
Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
The multiplying villanies of nature
Do swarm upon him--from the western isles
Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied;
And fortune, on his damned quarrel smiling,
Show'd like a rebel's whore: but all's too weak:
For brave Macbeth--well he deserves tha...