One of the best metal bands you will ever come across.
They went from being a rather heavy metal band to a softer, metal/hard rock band. Either way, they have always maintained a mixture of good riffs, kickass lyrics, awesome vocals, and the quality of being able to bring something new to each song; making each song so different from another.
"You put a bullet in my headmore...
turned black thoughts to red
this could all end in tragedy
I dream of your death, lay you down to rest
I wont look back in fond memory
But time marches on, like a soldier, are you a killer
I think I know what you are, a thief in the night
and though it's taken me so very long to figure you out
you're throwing stones, your glass castle is falling down
on top of your good times, I'm not interested in working this out
You put a bullet in my head
turned black thoughts to red
this could all end in tragedy
and that's what you are, a sad plastic fucking mess
don't come to me with how your
tired, used up and just barely getting by
because I would walk on by and not even,
not even kick you when your down,
though you would deserve it because you are lower than the lowest dog
but this is the part where I say good-bye
and let the sands of time blow over us
Say good-bye, and let the sands of time blow over you
You've never had to crawl, you've never had to see,
what it feels like to be so trapped underneath
the weight of someone's world, comes crashing down on me
I was longing to be free, I put the bullet in you and me
This is my farewell to you and I,
this will all end in tragedy
This will all end in tragedy."
-"Untitled Finale" by Atreyu
A Metal Geek, is a metal head that prides themselves on on there loyalty of shitty metal bands, they tend to hate all mainstream metal bands, and will turn on them at the first sight of success. They treat metal as if it was there own country club, It takes a special kind of metal head, to be a metal geek, usually ghostly white and pimply looking, one can recognize them from there distinct overzealous love of Slayer, and there fondness for Swedish death metal bands, they tend to loath the metal bands, Metallica, Trivium, Bullet For My Valentine, As I Lay Dying, and Avenged Sevenfold, basically any metal band that has to much success.
Dave wearing his Children of Bodom TShirt, walks up to Daniel and says. "Hey dude, check out my band Wargayzm, our band makes fun of Trivium, and stuff." Daniel replys "DUDE, you are so fat, and have red frizzy hair, im not buying your crappy CD" Dave is the epitome of a "metal geek".
A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".
The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.
1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!
2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)
wottim: (wo'-dum) n. a small noncelluar organism that is generated in fire and migrates to Arizona to feed and die. from the Slrnian wot, to fly, and tim, in a firey manner.more...
Overview. A wottim is a small, noncelluar organism belonging to its own distinct kingdom. Wottims are spontaneously generated in fire, where they are temporarily protected by their tough outer shell. Generally, a wottim will fly from the fire when the shell becomes red-hot, and will shed the shell, leaving behind the ashy remains. Now invisible to the naked eye, the wottim will instinctively head to northeast Arizona, the only place where mayonaise is grows on trees, their natural food. Sadly, most wottims never make it, with the exception of those generated in Arizona and some areas of Utah and New Mexico. Compounding this problem is the fact that wottims do not eat mayonaise substitutes such as Miracle Whip, a pickiness that prevents most from being saved by well-meaning forest rangers.
History of the Wottim. The wottim was first properly discovered in 2001 in a small town north of Grand Rapids, Michigan. Prior to this, wottims had been incorrectly identified as 'sparks' or 'hot ashes', and it was not believed they were living organisms. After extensive research on the remaining ashes, it was noted that they contained only carbon and could not sustain itself in air. This lea...
another word for the female sexual organ known as the vagina. more vulgar than the scientific name but less threatening than such words as pussy or snatch.
Sorry I was late to band practice, I was smackin' kufus with that red head down the street.
Saxon is neither taking a shit nor an 90's band, the bombing red head idea was close and I am sure there is an element of truth in that it was being derived from the Anglo-Saxon but the true meaning is...
and this is a credited so don't even bother questioning it.
Saxon is a verb, it means; a smoking hot but equally as a smart girl a real 10 outta 10. The smarts is as equally as important as the hotness and the bar is high on this one, saxon is not to be used lightly it is reserved for the extreme situations where you meet a girl that truly fits the criteria.
"Aaaawwww man I had the most amazing date last night this girl was perfect" -Guy1
"Nice so she was saxon hey?"-Guy2
"I dunno man she was perfect but she wasn't saxon"-Guy1
When a bro emerges from his pupal state into a fully formed bro. The fully formed bro stage usually has different morphological features, depending on the environment of the bro in question. This change of life stage is brought on by varying environmental cues, such as the music of the Dave Matthews Band or the emmersion of the pupa into Natty Ice.
Upon hearing Ants Marching by DMB, the bro emerges from his pupa, fully formed with red plastic cup in hand and sideways cap on his head, his metabrophosis complete.