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You change your "style" because that is whats cool at the moment. Believe it or not, even when your in a highschool with uniforms, these people will always find a way to "express" themselves. Here what I see in my school...
-lip rings or "snake bites" ? -boys who look like they have boxes around their head -Owns a guitar, just because its cool to say you have one, but you don't know how to play one god damn song -pokes holes in their sleeves to make it look like your wearing gloves??? -Black, chipped nail polish -Straigtens their hair because apparently your natural hair style is "un-cool" and "ugly" -You cut your own hair ... -Omgzz lyk add me on ur myspace dude, cuz ur soo kewl i <3 u lolz -Wears a certain style of glasses because Pete Wentz or Brendon Urie has the exact same pair... -Takes pictures of themselves -HEAVY EYELINER -Girls like to talk sexually to each other...Not sure why -Pearls, bows, weird head bands, weird belts, striped/polka dot or some other abstract sweater -DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE -weird ways of saying hi to you -The "emo jeans" ...essential Scene Kids
An example of what I hear everyday Her:LYK OMGZ I BOUGHT EMO JEANS TODAY Me: That's nice... Her:I BOUGHT THESE AWESOME RED GLASSES LIKE BRENDON URIE Me: That's nice Her:I GOT MY GUITAR! Me: Are you taking lessons? Her: NO! BUT DONT YOU LOVE IT? I WANT TO NAME IT! Me: Oh....That's nice. Her:IM SO JEALOUS, EVERYONE HAS A PIC WITH THEIR FAVOURITE BAND AND I DONT :( Me: Uh...Thats nice? Her: MY LOCKER IS SO HARDCORE DUDE, YOURS IS SO PLAIN Me: That's nice... Her: DUDE! Me: Yes? Her: DO YOU LOVE ME? Me: No.. Her: OMGSHH YOU MAKE ME CRY Me: That's nice. It gets extreamly boring and pointless after a while. |
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| 30. | skater | ||
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A skater: ANYONE who skateboards. Many people believe that skaters are destructive, and a general hazard to society. They seem to think that every skater also wears tight pants, smokes, has weed on them at all times, and is also out to destroy everything they see. Although many people think this way, it's simply not true.
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A skater, like I said, is anyone who rides along on a piece of wood attached to wheels. They don't have to fit into any requirements to be a skater, they should just have fun when they do it. They don't have to only own band shirts, or have bangs hanging over one eye, or shop at hollister, or dye their hair black, blue and red, or mosh at every concert they go to, but by all means, they CAN. They can do all of that and still skate, yes, without risking the chance of getting shot by those ever-voilent skaters (I was kidding about that part, incase you didn't catch that). That's one of the many things that's so great about skating. There are a ton of reasons to skate. Oddly enough, none of them threaten the downfall of the economy. People don't skate so they can wear tight pants and Emerica shirts. They don't skate to do drugs. They don't skate for the attention. They don't skate so they can tag every inch of cement there is. They don't skate because they want to be stereotyped these things, either. (Oh, and if you do skate so you can get labeled or because you think you'll earn brownie points with your friends, PLEASE, for the sake of humanity, fa... |
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| 31. | Atreyu | ||
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A great band with a truely unique sound. One of the best being "Untitled Finale" from their CD DEATHGRIP ON YESTERDAY. Untitled Finale from Atreyu
(sang) You put a bullet in my head, turn black thoughts to red, this could all end in tragedy, I dream of your death, lay you down to rest, i wont look back in fond memory (screamed) but time marches on, like a solider, are you a killer? I-I think I know what you are, a thief in the night, and though its taken me so very long, to figure you out, youre throwing stones, your glass castle is falling down, on top of your good times im not interested in working this out. |
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| 32. | Left Hand Rule | ||
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A porven method to guarantee sexual intercourse. It is as follows:
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Left Hand Rule: First thing you have to do. You have to lay on the left side of the bed. Then you take your left hand and slap it across her belly. Don't slap it hard, just kinda place it there. And then you take the right side of your head and put it on her shoulder so you can look up at her. Then you take your left hand and turn it vertically, with your fingertips pointing in the direction of the vaginal area. Then you take your top 4 fingers and feel the waist band. Thats to let her know that you are there. Now at this point, you look up again to see if she is looking at you. If she is not looking at you, this gives you clearance to slide toward the cleft of the clitoris. You take your middle finger, and you start to slide it down adn you are searching for the clitoris. Only the middle finger. Once again you look up, to see if she is looking at you, you have have past the second clearance area. Now that you have reached the clitoris she has gave you clearance, so you take the index finger and the middle finger and you hook them around. Now what you do is you take those 2 fingers and stir them around in the vagina like it's some hot chocolate.Now here is the final look, you gonna go ahead and look at her again. And at this point she should not be looking at you and moving around making little noises cause it feels good.Now, what you gonna do now while your left hand is down there, you take the right h... |
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| 33. | Libtards | ||
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The plural form of libtard. As repetitive as it sounds, it stands for "liberal retards."
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Libtards want to live in a fantasy world (in which life is the way that they WISH IT WAS) as opposed to dealing with life the way it actually is. The most idealistic among them envision science/technology and Socialism eliminating all poverty, hunger, war, disease, injustice, unemployment and prejudice. (It is a nice pipe dream, but human nature will forever stand in the way of that goal). Most libtards subscribe to the notion that "people are basically good", and build their foundation for activism and "improving the human condition" on that faulty premise. Because they deny the facts about human nature, their "reasoning" is diametrically opposite to common sense (blue states vs. red states). The reality that people have different initiative levels, are basically selfish, and often work for their own interests before helping others, puts libtards' panties in a wad. So, when citizens will not voluntarily comply with various libtard prescriptions for "the common good", then laws must be passed to MAKE them comply. (It is the gradual path to totalitarianism). Likewise, their naïve cries of: "can't we all just get alo... |
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| 34. | Libtard | ||
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As repetitive as it sounds, it stands for "liberal retard."
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A libtard wants to live in a fantasy world (in which life is the way that they WISH IT WAS) as opposed to dealing with life the way it actually is. (This explains the religious fervor that many of them demonstrate when it comes to smoking pot). The most idealistic libtard envisions a time when science/technology and Socialism will eliminate all poverty, hunger, war, disease, injustice, unemployment and prejudice. (It is a nice pipe dream but human nature will forever stand in the way of that goal). Most libtards subscribe to the notion that "people are basically good", and build their foundation for activism and "improving the human condition" on that faulty premise. Because they deny the facts about human nature, their "reasoning" is diametrically opposite to common sense (blue states vs. red states). The reality that people have different initiative levels, are basically selfish, and often work for their own interests before helping others, puts a libtard's panties in a wad. So, when citizens will not voluntarily comply with various libtard prescriptions for "the common good", then laws must be passed, or force used, to MAKE them comply. (It is the gradual path to totalit... |
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| 35. | The Beatles | ||
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If you wanna definition of the Beatles, just get a dictionary. Look under "awesome". Waste of a Life: The Beatles are gay fags, they suck.
Me: What do you like, stupid dick, Linkin Park? Waste of a Life: Yeah, they rock. Me: Stupid @!#$ Waste of a Life: What? Me: pull out machine gun Nothing. I proceed to spray Waste of a Life with bullets. His head implodes into a medley of red gore and flesh (no brain, unsurprisingly). I take his Linkin Park CDs and burn them with a match. I play "Sgt. Pepper" really loud, and watch the REAL "gay fag" music burn. |
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