| 1. | Doyle-ism | ||
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1. A term used to describe another useless project that your useless boss tries to have you working on.
2. One whose actions suggest that they might be thinking with their own ass, though it, like their brain, lacks the ability to make intelligent decisions. 3. So called technical elitism or mocking perceived technical abilities. 4. A technical spasm, caused by technology overloads. See them? That's the TechCon Section in there, that's where they practice "Doyle-ism". Get ready to redo their work.
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| 2. | cromwell doyle | ||
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The man of my dreams!
Fly fishing is his favorite outdoor sport; Is tall, pale skinned, and has red hair; Loves animals, especially dogs; Prefers tea to coffee; Reads books often, owns a huge library; Perfect in almost every way! A very intelligent man; is a doctor, vet, or lawyer. His favorite colors are cream, blue, and brown; likes to wear loafers, vests, and cords. He is the catch of a lifetime! Cromwell Doyle is simply the man of my dreams!
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| 3. | Flank | ||
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It's like when you fuck someone, but you do them up the butt, and then it is flank. Befor The Storm
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| 4. | bodizzie juice | ||
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n. a code word for marijuana, when you think that a parent or a higher authority is around.
Hey man, we should get some bodizzie juice and roll on down to the 7-11 and get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
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| 5. | Washington State University | ||
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Lets start this off with the correct definition of WSU... The biggest gathering of ass clowns on the planet. Known for its fine transmissions of sexual diseases and most recent outbreak of swine flu and their annual lawn mower races. Pullman boasts a staggering one percent of all Busch light sales in the nation, which parallels the average percentage of wins in any given sport at this embarrassing disgrace of a community college. Also known for its low acceptance standards allowing any slutty whore and white trash goon to attend. Family traditions and fond memories of grandparents, mothers, fathers, daughters, and sons all gathering at this cum dumpster of a town to finger bang each others sheep, drink shitty beer, cheer for the most pathetic excuse for a sports team there is, and have sex with their friends moms, not only passing s.t.d.'s with in each other but through the family tree. Washington State Cougars are pieces of shit and will always be inferior to the University of Washington Huskies! Hey all you fucks out there! Are you tired of being clean, healthy, liking a winning athletic program, not having little red dots all over your penis with white puss coming out of your dick hole and having your butt hole itching constantly, or being a functioning piece of society's puzzle? more...
THEN YOU SHOULD ATTEND WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY!!! Your time spent here will be sensational. Not only will your Russell athletic t-shirts be crimson so will be your penis from the fucked up disease you gathered from your first restroom use! If you have a mentally challenged education obtained from a middle school you will be gladly accepted by all social groups here at WSU Senior WSU Student (Doyle): Hey Billy lets go over and check out the fraternity life here at WSU. Future attendee (Billy): I can't wait Doyle!!! Doyle: Here is the common area or what we call the living room as you can see here Billy there is all kinds of events that go on here like, watching the cougars not score a single point, or throwing up the shitty booze and hungrymans our parents bought us, and laughing so hard at Brendan Frazier and Whoopi Goldberg movies such as "The Mummy", "Monkey Bone", "Sister Act 2", and "Eddie", that we poop our pants and occasionally on each other. Billy: Oh wow Doyle this is all so great! Doyle: Lets move on to the bedroom. See here Billy the beds you will be sleeping in are actually dripping in period blood, urine and god know's what else. Billy: Awesome I love period blo... |
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