Individuals who live outside this city often are very ignorant of this city. In fact, some, such as the clueless cretins who posted absurd definitions of this city, haven't got an inkling of what this city is about. They are usually retard, fag homos who happen to cross Gasoline Alley and think that's the City of Red Deer.
Red Deer rocks!
Fag douchebag who has no life: Aww may gawd!! Red Deer suuuucks............. let's rub our dicks now..............
2. Winner of the 2002 Cultural Capital of Canada Award.
3. Alternately referred to by its spoonerism, Dead Rear.
Eve: I heard there's sweet cash to be made in Dead Rear.
Adam: It's Red Deer, my darling.
Eve: That's what I said Adam.
Red Deer was visited after the last ice-age by successive waves of paleolithic settlers who "kicked the tires" a bit but continued south to found empires in Mexico and Peru. Fur traders and cartographers such as Anthony Henday and David Thompson visited the area but also moved on. Finally a city was founded by Leonard Gaetz, a failed minister and successful land speculator who convinced the local natives to live in reduced circumstances to the west.
Oil is present in abundance and the wealth from it, and from grain growing, cheese production, gravel sifting, and ashphalt storage enriches the populace and makes them feel special ... very special.
Curling bonspiels, hockey tournaments, travelling to warmer climates and endlessly discussing ski wax keep the locals amused through the long cold winters.
Summers are filled with street art festivals featuring clown juggling and, often, heavy drinking.
The Red Deer river cuts through rocky strata that hold thousands of dinosaur fossils that begin to lose their magic after you have seen an eyefull.
Is it a siamese twin or something, because otherwise I'd rather catch the sled dog race on TV.
No. Not really.