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Red Bull is an extremely powerful energy drink, containing taurine and guarine. It's name, contrary to popular belief, is actually derived from famed basketball legend Michael Jordan. It is assumed that their slogan, "Red Bull gives you wings" is to be taken literally as Michael Jordan's (a.k.a. The AIR Man) hangtime was .92 seconds and gave the impression of flight. The name itself did not actually come from the legend, but from his legendary team, the Chicago Bulls. Naturally, the logo for the historic NBA franchise is a red bull, hence the name. "Red Bull - how else do you think I won all those championships?" -23
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Chuck Norris' urine. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Popular energy drink sporting the small 8oz blue and chrome tartan cans and the catchphrase 'Red Bull gives you wiiiings!'
Derived from the liquid oxygen fuel of NASA booster rockets. Frank: "Why is there blood all over the walls?"
Will: "Tommy had too many Red Bulls. He kept running around like a maniac smashing himself into this and that before he finally combusted outside." |
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Energy drink that is great when mixed with an alcholic beverage. The combonation is guaranteed to get you fucked up! "Red bull, its crack in a can!"
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cocaine in a can!
a.k.a. canned speed Like cocaine, Red Bull helps sober me up.
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The drink of engineering students. "Look at those engies, they're slamming that red bull down by the carton"
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It gives you Wiings! accorinding to the commercials
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Blood of gods..Tastes like Oblivion(in a good way...not like what Doc said in an Red vs Blue episode,Liquid Shwartz "They will all taste oblivion..which tastes just like Red Bull"
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