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An individual that expresses their affections and/or insecurities by sucking an asshole so hard there may as well be an ounce worth of chronic smoke inside the receiver's rectum
Duuuuude, you won't believe this shit. That lizard in the alley you guys were too good to pound last night turned out to be an elite rectum smoker!
by drcaligula June 09, 2011

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