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2.
butt pirate or bum bandit
Jim is a full-on rectum ranger
by biff malibu March 01, 2005
 
1.
One who goes on voyages in another mans ass. Usally on a boyscout trip.
<h1>Man Aj is such a rectum ranger. The way he looks at those boys.
by Brickman March 20, 2003
 
3.
One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!
Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!
by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002
 
4.
Kyle Blunt.
Kyle Blunt was walking through the hallway, scouting for a new man. "wow look at kyle hes such a rectum ranger"
by The god of words November 05, 2009
 
5.
(noun) Someone who rapes another person in the ass.

Other examples include "Butt pirate" and "Ass Explorer
-"I was attacked by a large, creepy, rectum ranger."
by Chili_Dawg June 26, 2006
 
6.
A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.
"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"
by D'Licious January 21, 2003