ocular rectism 

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

ocular rectism by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008

Cranial Rectimitus 

The serious medical condition where the sufferer is known to have their head lodged firmly and permanently up their own ass. Symptoms are readily apparent in the patient's behavior and verbal interactions.

Ross' behavior was nigh on inexplicable... the only possible explantion for his asinine behavior was a terminal case of Cranial Rectimitus.

Cranial Rectimitus by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

retism 

Gg Has a big ass head and has retism being fucking retarted and autistic.

Gg has retism

retism by bigheadboy January 31, 2018

rectime

Is a situation in which one of the formal or informal set members of some gang gets punished for his behavior (most often it is beating him in front of others).

- Yo dawg, how about that guy from yesterday?
- Wassap cuz, yesterday he got too carried away with his pride among others, we made him a quick rectime.

rectime by Pozytyw May 20, 2023

Retismidromic 

When someone is retarded, autistic, and has down syndrome. Is also hated by everyone for how annoying they are.

That guy is "Retismidromic". ALSO Oh god it's him. You also have to talk with them so they stop trying to talk to you.

Retismidromic by AndreasHasJamesCharlesHair911 February 11, 2019

Sunil (Bagie rectimus) 

A rare species of badger found in the ancient British woodland, an unusually dirty species with a rotund snout and a penchant for blackberry's. His mating season is an exercise in frustration and futility due to his unfortunate features. During the mating season Sunils are often found copulating with flowering shrubs mistaking them for female badgers. The characteristic clicking during copulation can be heard throughout the forest often accompanied by a violent shril bleeting; reminiscent of a bumgasm.

The mating ritual can last in excess of 48hrs due to the Sunhils flamboyant and arrogant displays. He often freezes during intercourse especially if he catches his reflection in nearby puddles resulting in spontaneous ejaculation having been overcome by badgery ecstasy.

The dirty sunil badger should be approached with caution especially if acompanied by young children due to his somewhat perculiar and dangerous compulsion to assume the role of a Mighty Duck...and mount them.

Sunil (Bagie rectimus):
"Darling, that damn sunil badger has ravaged my flowering shrubs with his naughty little bottom...again!"

"Mummy that dirty badger just wee'd milk on my face...can we keep him?"

Sunil (Bagie rectimus) by Sunil sponsors January 14, 2009

Retismophrenia 

When someone is retarded, autistic, has schizophrenia. Also asks stupid questions and make comments that are racist by accident.

Look at him he has Retismophrenia. When they try to talk to someone they think to themselves "Oh god it's him" sometimes you want to punch them but you know you can't.

Retismophrenia by AndreasHasJamesCharlesHair911 February 13, 2019