rectally sourced 

A workplace-friendly substitute for the phrase "pulled out of my ass."

Boss: "Can you give me a time estimate for the Ajax project?"
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."

rectally sourced by FreshyBB March 27, 2008

rectilinear 

Pertaining to the measurement of one's asshole.

After a vigorous session of anal sex, Bob's anus had expanded to 3 rectilinear inches.

rectilinear by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

Rectilling 

A nautical term referring to the use of the anus to hold the tiller in order to free up both hands for other sailing tasks. A nautical term; especially used in pseudo-sado-masochistic, potentially-homoerotic short-handed sailing.

I prefer rectilling whilst rounding the bouys; gives me a free hand for the sheets and other activities.

Rectilling by BosHog October 19, 2009

rectally accurate 

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

rectally accurate by JudgeTred August 10, 2016

Rectallect

(Verb)
To recall the sensation of a person or object, after said person or object has been fully inserted into your rectum.

(Noun)
Rectallection

Gary diddnt rectallect the dick of the person behind him.

To his rectallection, Trent had never had a rubber chicken inside him.

Rectallect by ShittyWizzard July 21, 2017

Rectallence 

Achieving excellence from pain in the ass experiences.

That horrible breakup actually allowed me to achieve some rectallence in so many other areas of my life, it was totally worth it!

Rectallence by bonobogirl1 August 9, 2009

Recticle 

A common misspelling of the word 'Reticle'. Recticle is an optic one uses to look out their own ass (or up someone else's).

I was sneaking around using my recticle to spy on unsuspecting people from my plumbers crack.

Jimmy, did you use my spy recticle?

A recticle is an ass camera, a Reticle is a set of fine lines inside an eyepiece, mounted on a camera or a rifle.

Recticle by Recticle Expert February 22, 2011