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rectalangle 

The angle of a penis as it is penetrating an anus.
Amy said to Alex "If your cock weren't so huge I would show you my favorite rectalangle." Alex replied "I understand... With an ass as perfect as yours you can't blame me for asking. Can I get a teabag instead?" Immediately Amy said "Hell yes!! I love balls!!!"
rectalangle by cuntX March 21, 2014
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Recycling friends

People with a use em and lose em attitude toward their friends, aka victims or suckers, run out of friends and attempt to get back with old friends (suckers).
Trina called after shafting me BIG TIME, she wanted to meet for lunch, l guess she is recycling friends!

Group Recycling 

Having sex with someone that a member of your closest group of friends has previously had sex with; because of the close-knit friendship, your sex number does not increase. Just like actual recycling, this is good for the environment.
I had sex with Nick last night - he was as good as you said he was. I've officially participated in group recycling.

The Receiving End of Sirens 

Often times shortened to TREOS. I invented a new word for them Genreless, this groups influence ranges from Post-Hardcore to New Wave/Goth Rock and from Electronica to Metal they pull from so many directions that if you do not like them you do not like music.You get the feeling that they play with their music rather than just playing music. Their line up Keyboard/vocals,rhythm guitar/vocals,Bass guitar/vocals,drums and lead guitar .Yes three fucking vocalist and it works for some reason?? Experimental and somewhat pretentious at times you can't help but listen to each track over and over because their lyrics are pretty heavy, they were pretty short lived they released their self titled EP in 2004 and then their best work between the heart and the synapse in 2005 and their final album in 2007 the earth sings mi fa mi. Their are some rumblings every now and then of a reunion but I say waiting for another TREOs release is like waiting for Evil Dead 4...
Guy 1: Man Nickleback's music is so heartfelt and amazingly deep!!!

Guy 2: You need to checkout The Receiving End Of Sirens and broaden your horizons before you completely de-volve....

Stage Directions: Guy 1 hands CD to Neanderthal and walks away... Guy 2 looks puzzled begins chewing on CD.

Recycling Box 

A woman that two or more friends/aqaintances agree to have intercourse with separately but in a short period of time.
Mike, Jeremy and Nik all threw in to that Recycling Box last night.
Recycling Box by mkrwv March 6, 2009

Recycling Bin Dating  

When you have exhausted all other options, and/or have recently been dumped, and start going through old e-mails, texts and phone logs to see who you can scrounge up for a date or hook-up, so you can get some attention and feel temporarily better about yourself.
After Dave dumped me, I resorted to Recycling Bin Dating and found an old e-mail from John, since I dropped his ass last year and knew he would be dying to take me out.

republican recycling 

The theory that it all came from the earth and by putting it back in landfill, you are returning it to the earth.
I'm recycling! It's all getting buried, right?
Dude, you're so republican recycling.