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Non-Reciprocating Tool 

a completely self-absorbed, unaware "friend" (READ: douche) that you do things for *all the time* that NEVER returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they're working or busy or just *can't* for whatever reason--always an excuse--ANY time you ask them, no matter what; someone who never returns the many favors you've done for them.
"My Dad just died and I can't find sittage for the funeral tomorrow. Since I've watched your kids for free for the past two days, do you think you can sit mine for a few hours while I go to my Dad's memorial service?"

Non-Reciprocating Tool: "Tomorrow? Oh, no way. Sorry. Gotta work online and stuff. You know. Busy and all. Can't. Maybe next time."

jebular reciprocation 

when you move your ahnd up and dwon the penis

also know as masturbating or wanking or pulling the plonker or burping the worm
jebular reciprocation causes bad eyesight

Reciprocaling 

The act of taking one, then dividing it by another number to find the reciprocal of the number.

Not the real term; commonly heard in Middle or High school math classes.
Jeff: Okay, so I think I should be reciprocaling this number.
Jim: You mean finding the reciprocal of the number.
Jeff: Sure

Like Reciprocation 

Like reciprocation is when somebody "Like"'s something on a website such as Facebook, and the person who received that "Like" reciprocates the like.
Somebody "Like"'d my status update, so I will find something to "Like" on their page, thus Like Reciprocation.
Like Reciprocation by Dr. Roswell August 20, 2014

Premature reciprocation 

Sending an additional email to someone after you already replied
"Thank you for replying (several times) to my email concerning the position we have on our relay race team. I assume suffering from premature reciprocation is difficult and somewhat embarrassing for you, but I encourage you to seek help. At this time I feel you would not be a good fit."

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026