To take a perfectly good recipe and somehow screw it up.

Rape milk is used to fight off the KKK's(Krazy Kool Kids) creation...INSOMNIA. Rape Milk is obtained by terminally ill seaguls' tears or urine if lucky. Rape milk can be used or added to any recipe to make a new delicous rape delight. Ex. Rape Cake, Rape croissant, Rape Steak, Rape Nacho, and the childrens favorite Raperdoodle Cookies. For the California residents there is als In-n-Out Double Double Rape.
One can call onto a terminally ill seagul by laying down, crossing, your legs and rubbing your nipples in the Austrailian motion. You must also pucker your lips and smile wwhile wwaiting for the terminally ill seagull.
*WARNING* One musn't watch teh terminally seagull fly in and bless ur lips with rape milk or else one will get raped and not recieve rape milk.

Pancakes only sold at ihop (although there are a few home recipes) that cause extreme drowsiness and loss of short-term memory.

What gives Sleepy Pancakes this narcotic affect is thought to be a chemical agent called Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid, or GHB (although some home recipes may use Gamma Butyrolactone, or GBL, as a substitute).
Although this has never been proven, it is said that the best Sleepy Pancakes around contain a secret recipe, small doses of semen, mixed into the syrup (To get the recipe just right, one must seek the supervision of their local Fice-cakes).

Sleepy Pancakes originated in Richardson, Texas when two young men went to eat pancakes at ihop. They awoke several hours later with sore rectums and no knowledge of what had happened to them in the past few hours.

The use of Sleepy Pancakes as a new date-rape drug has quickly spread throughout the state of Texas and all across the United States, and into parts of Mexico. Often enticed by the sweet aroma and satisfying taste, many people will pretend to be ignorant of Sleepy Pancakes and eat them knowing full well what awaits them in the hours to come. The hypnotic affect of Sleepy Pancakes is what makes them the most efficient and convenient tool used in date-rapes across America today.

Pancakes only sold at ihop (although there are a few home recipes) that cause extreme drowsiness and loss of short-term memory.

What gives Sleepy Pancakes this narcotic affect is thought to be a chemical agent called Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid, or GHB (although some home recipes may use Gamma Butyrolactone, or GBL, as a substitute).
Although this has never been proven, it is said that the best Sleepy Pancakes around contain a secret recipe, small doses of semen, mixed into the syrup (To get the recipe just right, one must seek the supervision of their local Fice-cakes).

Sleepy Pancakes originated in Richardson, Texas when two young men went to eat pancakes at ihop. They awoke several hours later with sore rectums and no knowledge of what had happened to them in the past few hours.

The use of Sleepy Pancakes as a new date-rape drug has quickly spread throughout the state of Texas and all across the United States, and into parts of Mexico. Often enticed by the sweet aroma and satisfying taste, many people will pretend to be ignorant of Sleepy Pancakes and eat them knowing full well what awaits them in the hours to come. The hypnotic affect of Sleepy Pancakes is what makes them the most efficient and convenient tool used in date-rapes across America today.

A recipe for beetless borscht, thin hair being the replacement.

A large mammal known for its inability to feed itself or reproduce. chimerically delicious from a mollusks standpoint.

A hotaling is the stupidest mother fuck alive; also known as a complete douche bag, one who is a pathological liar that sometimes doesn’t know what room he's in. One who has a big Jew nose and makes terribly unfunny jokes. One who eats everything in sight with ranch on it, if a cock was dipped in hidden valley he would go to town. In most societies known as a petifle, parents I would advise you to lock up your daughters in their rooms, age ranging from: there is no range who am I fucking kidding. One who has a strange obsession with punching everything within a 2ft radius of him. He’s under the impression that wearing socks and sandals is “cool”, not extremely GAY. So if you know a hotaling I would advise to stay clear!

The act of either;
a) Rape
b) Missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; Emile Heskey.

Also, a rap by Randolph, featuring KSIOlajideBT