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Simpson Rebuttal

An answer to the argument in favour of belief in God formulated in Pascal's Wager, formulated in turn by that great philosopher, Homer J. Simpson. Essentially, the God we are asked to believe in on the strength of Pascal's Wager, presumably the Judeo-Christian Jahweh, is merely one of thousands if not millions to have been worshipped throughout human history. Assuming the mere numbers of the faithful are an unreliable guide to the veracity of this god's existence (and no serious scholar of human beliefs would argue otherwise), then how do we know we've got the right god?
Simpson Rebuttal:

"But Marge! What if it's the wrong god? We'd only be making him angrier and angrier every Sunday!"
Simpson Rebuttal by Fearman February 23, 2008

Rebuttal 

A statement that refutes, contradicts, or otherwise disagrees with a something previously said.
A poor example, thought up in a matter of seconds:


John: LOLOL WHALES LAY EGGS!!11!!1one!

Martin: I disagree, whales do not lay eggs.

John: oh

John: btw, was taht a rebuttal?

Martin: Yes. Yes it was.
Rebuttal by Requisite August 19, 2008

rebuttal definition 

when someone sees a definition on Urban Dictionary they don't like so they submit the same word with a different definition
I saw a definition for Obamafication that I didn't like so I had to submit a rebuttal definition.

almighty rebuttal 

when one shits in the shower then lays down on their stomach and proceeds to obliterate the shit down the drain with ones face , until it has all washed down and away
yo i really gotta shit but i’m in the shower , i might just almighty rebuttal

my toilet was clogged so i used the shower and did the almighty rebuttal

Acid Rebutts 

When you experience all of the feelings of classic acid reflux, but instead of leaving your body through the mouth, the stomach acid leaves your butt.
Guys my ass hole burns after that acid rebutts.
To react to someones fart with a fart of your own which is louder or more stink than the original.
D. dog farted, but Scott's refuttal smelt worst than his.
refuttal by scottypoo02 October 7, 2009