An ancient game of Gallic origin, typically involving two male participants alternately kicking each other in the scrotum. Traditionally, the kicking order is determined by the toss of a coin (or dwarf). The game ends when one player is rendered unable to continue... usually the player who lost the coin (or dwarf) toss. Some historians now believe this is how Julius Caesar actually died.
Damn, there's only one bearclaw left... I'll reaux-chambeaux you for it!