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The best 90's band..ever CAKE : "The land where large fuzzy dice
Still hang proudly like testicles From rear view mirrors" |
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| 2. | Dagor | ||
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(pronounced like decor)
Sometimes referred to as Dago Jewelry, it refers to the random shit that hangs from the rear view mirrors of any dagomobile - for instance rosaries, religious amulets, garter belts, etc. Gino 1 - Bro, check out my new 'Stang
Gino 2 - Bro, check out all that awesome random shit on you have hanging on your rear view mirror Caker 1 - Quite an assortment of Dagor, are you going for an eclectic look? |
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| 3. | Boom Shwacker | ||
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A dj or turntablist that tends to play music, mainly hip hop, with an extreme and often excessive bass line with the tendency to rattle screws out of walls that boom shwacker got the rear view mirrors vibrating
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| 4. | obliviation (ism);(ist) | ||
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The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him. Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.
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| 5. | Spork | ||
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1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests. When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger. |
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| 6. | fuzzy dice | ||
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1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them). Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.
Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car? Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch. |
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| 7. | ghettomobile | ||
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a car that is really junky, missing one or both of its rear-view mirrors, has hail damage to the unth degree or is missing more that half of its original parts. usually a honda civic, chevy nova, or a geo metro. "Hey JP, you really have one hell of a ghettomobile!"
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