The act, typically performed by a realtor, of dressing up a shit real estate listing using any combination of nonsense, bad grammar, all caps, and cliches.
Hey dude check out this real estate listing:

MODEL VERY RARELY ON THE MAEKET FOR SALE, BEAUTIFUL ONE STORY HOME, ONLY GARAGE ATTACHED WITH THE OTHER HOUSE'S GARAGE, NO INTERIOR WALL HAS ATTACHED. TWO BEDROOMS PLUS A SMALL OFFICE OR DEN, LARGE SIZE LIVING AND DINGING ROOM,NICE KITCHEN WITH OPEN TO DINING ROOM, BREAKFAST COUNTER, AND A LOTS CABINETS. MASTER BEDROOM HAS FRANCH DOOR TO THE BACK YARD, SPICEL DESIGNED TILE IN LIVING ROOM, DINING AND KITCHEN, CARPET IN BEDROOMS, WOODSHUTTERS. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL HOME, NICE, CLEAN, WELL KEPT. JUST LIKE A DETACHED HOME.TWO CARAGE.

Holy shit bud I've never realtorbation like that before...
by JohnBrandon June 24, 2010

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