|1.||shit in my cherrios|
When you ruin somebody's day by telling them some really bad news or make them do something really horrible, usually the receiving person is in a very good mood before said action happened.
person 1: I just won a scratch off ticket.
person 2: Your dog just got hit by a car.
person 1: Man, you just shit in my cherrios!
|2.||Rosie O'donnell ugly|
When a female is fat, loud , annoying and has a very ugly face, and also being very ugly on the inside. An overall horrible person.
"Man that bitch was faaaat!" "Yeah , she was really annoying too and such a bitch." "She was definitely Rosie O'Donnell ugly"
Rape is a horrible thing which can be commited by any sick-minded dork. You dont need to be a guy.. You dont need to be a woman.. You dont need to be stupid adolescent to do it..Just because I, being a woman, adding this definition, does not mean i am some stupid whiny bitch. No, it means i am a teen concerned about the problems people seem to have using rape(d) as a synonym for beaten or defeated.That shouldn't happen. Rape is a serious issue. Teens should know the difference. But in this age, it doesnt matter what the word is, it most likely has a more funny definition that idiots use. But even if some one with a brain reads this it wont matter... Unless people take a stand. One of my friends and I were at a fair and she got lost. A man started to chase her and conered her in an alley. He then raped and beat her. When my friends and i found her, we had to take her to the hospital. When she got out, it took her 5 months of therapy just to say who did it. The man who did it was a guy from our group. It may be hard for those who have not been faced with rape to understtand but it is really horrible. And the people who do it and enjoy it should all go to Hell and burn for the rest of eternity.
"You know Alana?"
"Yeah what about her?"
"Remember when we went to that fair a couple years ago?"
"Yeah..I remember Alana ran off some where, where'd she go anyways?"
"She said no to me when i asked to take her out to dinner at my place. So, I chased her down and alley and raped her.."
"What the hell? Are you serious? Do you know what happens to people when they do that?
"Well yeah they go to jail..but only if the person they did it to tells anyone."
"Yeah well you just told some one you idiot."
"Your not gonna rat on me are you?"
"Yeah I have to. Alana is still scared."
"Whatever. You wouldnt dare."
*Matt walks away.*
The Next Week
Judge: I hereby am Sentencing Brody Micheals to Ten years in prison for the rape and beating of Alana Johnston."
*Brody is cuffed and sent off to the next ten years of his life in jail.*
**all names HAVE been changed..**
|4.||1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton|
1 Giant Eye Paris Hilton is an extremely ugly celebrity; who is famous for being famous. She is known for having 1 eye that is larger then the other. This is due to plastic surgery. This can been seen to comparing photos of Paris from when she was a teen to now. Her earlier photos didn't show this deformity. In fact, Paris Hilton was actually sexy before she paid a talentless doctor to cut apart her face. although she denies having plastic surgery; ANYONE that has seen photos of her when she was young can tell the difference. Along with here disproportional eyes; she also has a razor thin nose and swollen fake looking lips. She also wears contact lenses to change her eye color. Paris really become famous after accidentally (On Purposes) releasing a porn film of her having boring sex with her boyfriend at the time Rick Salomon. The film was called "1 Night in Paris." This lead to a staged reality shows called "The Simple Life." The show also started Nicole Richie before she became a broomstick.more...
dispute the show being 100% staged and predesignated, the show did have 3 seasons. The Simple Life has allowed Paris to get into somewhat main-stream acting. Mainly horrible B movies like the junk National Lampoon's puts out on a constant basis. The directors and actors that have worked with Paris complain that she is completely unable to remember her lines. So mainly Paris is used as "Eye Candy." Which is odd seeing as Paris is the ugliest celebrity to ever end up in Hollywood. She...
Non-Caring,Stupid,Ugly,Horrible,Hating,Plastic,Son of a bitchh,Who thinks she is soooo cool when she really is plasitcand a horrible person. Shutt the hellup you bitch,AND GET A LIFE@!@#$%?&!@#$%?&!@#$%?&
P.S-No one likes you again:)
A word used to express displeasure, dissapointment, discomfort or disgust at anything or anyone.
Derived from snitch, a universally hated type of person.
Person A: Sup man?
Person B: Not so good, this week's been really Snitchy.
Person A: How so?
Person B: My girlfreind been acting like a bitch lately. and on top of that, my computer's hard drive got corrupted.
Person A: Aww, that's fucking Snitchy dude!
Person B: Really Snitchy!
Person A: Hey, wanna go get some McD's?
Person B: Nah, that place is snitchy. It gives me bad vibes.
when somebody is completely obsessed with the character Doctor Horrible played by Neil Patrick Harris in"Dr.Horrible's sing along blog", to the point of modding a game character to look like them as well as making quotes to the video on more than a regular basis. the only cure to this is to slap (or kick in balls if male) the obsessive person for every time that person makes a quote or mentions it more than 1 time per day every day until they stop mentioning all together.
person 1"hey dude did you see the horse race last night"
person 2"yeah man.... BAD HORSE, bad horse, bad horse"ect
person 1"dude you should really find a cure for your dr.horrible disease"
person 1"watcha doing?"
person 2"well im making my minecraft character look like dr. horrible"