| 1. | happy vagina | ||
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this is a vaginea that is really really happy, like as if it was getting the hot sex or a new pair of shoes! i broughtr my girlfrind over and she had a happy vagina when we had sex due to my penis it was a joyful occasion
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| 2. | happy juice | ||
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Stuff that comes out of a guy's world of wonder place when he gets really "HAPPY." There's a lot of happy juice on that floor...
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| 3. | happy out | ||
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Happy with either your present situation, the turn of events or just the way things turned out in general, or just being really happy. Got's me some dope to smoke, happy out!
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| 4. | Happy Corner | ||
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A form of ritual corporal punishment enacted usually in Hong Kong among male university students. 3 to 4 "executioners" carry their victim by their arms and legs; then split the victim's legs; and swing them so their groin area is subjected to bumping against a pole or corner (not violently). This is not meant to hurt the victim, but can be used maliciously by friends or enemies alike. It may take more than 5 minutes occasionally, until the executioners are satisfied. Sometimes it is called "to Bring Joy" and can be used for a victim's birthday, with "Happy Birthday" being sung to the individual while it being inflicted upon them. Additional ways to express it may be to double the action with an "X Con", with two victims groins replacing the pole; or instead of swinging the into the pole, to do a "Rotational Con" which is to rotate the individual around the pole. While some may be flattered or honoured for this to happen, many others find it humiliating or a form of sexual harassment. The guys really Happy Corner'd Ernest for his birthday! What an honour!
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| 5. | Birthday Time | ||
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Noun. Everybody knows their birthday, but there is exists an event called Birthday Time (coined by Ryan Nguyen). This event occurs twice a day, everyday and is unique to each person's birthday, i.e. 2:16 am is Ryan's birthday time because he was born on the 16th of February. You celebrate somebody's birthday time by shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIME!" and singing the following Birthday Time Haiku (written by Ryan Nguyen): Be really happy Because it is your birthday But just one minute Birthday times are especially special when it turns someone's birthday time on their actual birthday day. In these cases, you should sing the birthday time haiku with extra enthusiasm and make sure to remind the recipient that this moment only occurs twice a year to make them feel even more special. Remember, you only have one minute. Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, I should get to bed, its already past my birthday time and I have 8 am class tomorrow..." Person: "Meh, you've still got time. At least its not pi time yet." Example 2: Ryan: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIIIME!!!" Person: "what the fu--?" Ryan: "Be really happy! Because it is your birthday! BUT JUST ONE MINUTE!! yaaay :D" Person: "Thanks?" |
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| 6. | smug married | ||
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Any married person that asks at every occassion why you are not married, and if you are REALLY happy with your life. If it weren't for the fact that you have a mutual friend who is present, chances are you'd choke them on your tongue. These bastards are also known to ask people in thier early teens who they plan to marry. You're 33 now, yet you aren't married, you have a son you never see with some ex-girlfriend, you are still at entry level on your job, are you REALLY happy with your life.
*punch* |
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| 7. | happy holidays | ||
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The more consiterate and politically correct term to use during the holiday season. But no one really cares either way. Well, expect fanatical people who need a life. Joe: Hey George, Happy Holidays!
George: OMG you anti-christian heretic demon! Joe: Uh Merry Christmas? George:There, now Jesus loves you again. |
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