| 29. | anal cabbage | ||
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What happens when you dont wipe or clean your arse for a week. It builds up and begins to resemble a cabbage last week i had really bad anal cabbage because i hadnt wiped or showered in a month. I named it Freddie McCabbagepatchpoo.
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| 30. | Zippo | ||
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An overpriced supposedly "windproof" lighter made in Bradford, PA which is sold primarily overseas due to the fact that every American either doesn't smoke cigarettes or has a box of them that they inherited from their grandfather or uncle. Employees of Zippo are among the highest paid factory workers in Bradford and if you're lucky enough to get employed then you're trapped in the seventh circle of eternal damnation because they know that you're adapted money-making lifestyle can't afford to leave, thus allowing the Satan-Nazi management and HR to screw you over however and whenever they feel fit, which is usually on a daily basis. If you do escape, however, you're left with a empty shell of sanity and a really bad case of carpel-tunnel in both arms. My friends that work at Zippo all drive new cars but work mandatory overtime 7 days a week and get laid off every 3 months.
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| 31. | Pussy Burp | ||
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When a woman, usually below the age of sixty, has to fart really bad. But, due to her high level of sophistication and manners, she shoves her thumb in her ass, and covers her mouth. But the gas has to come out somewhere. So, to ease what could become a terrible stomach ache, she lets loose, and burps out of her pussy. When said burp is released, from the vaginal cavity, it makes a sound that is louder than four jet engines, and reeks of week old queef.
So ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass. Woman: Oh, my! I drank my root beer too fast. But I don't want to burp, or fart. I know! *shoves thumb in ass* BRRRAAAAPPPPP! Ahh! That was the best pussy burp I've ever had!
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world - Man wearing a turban: Oh damn! That smells like week old queef! |
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| 32. | Bup | ||
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a word that can be used as an adjective, adverb, verb or noun.
conveys digust, typically. Or a state of being drunk and/or high. an exclamatory statement. Can be used in disgust, happiness, excitement, anything really. Man! I'm so buppy right now...hand me another beer.
Let's go out and get bupped tonight I've had a bad week. Look at that fat woman's fupa...she is so bup! BUP! That movie was horrible. Look at that bup...she's so damn ugly. This weather is so buppy. Those shoes are dead bup! |
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| 33. | Rusty Brooks | ||
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1. A curly, red-headed fuck who thinks he's really cool, but in reality is a huge loser and sucks at every aspect of his life. Except for sucking. He's good at that.
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2. A 20 year old man who thinks its socially acceptable to date a 15 year old girl because "she looks older than 15." 3. A fag who spends all of his free time playing videos games (Halo, Pokemon, Mario, etc.) and/or getting drunk by himself. 4. Has a hard time finding a somewhat attractive girlfriend, and when he finally finds one, he enjoys cheating on her with bisexuals or really fat, ugly girls. 5. A guy who thinks he can get away with anything in a relationship, and when is super hot girlfriend finds a super sexy country boy, he cries like a baby because he realizes what an idiot he is. 6. Thinks that lasting in bed for two minutes everytime means he's really good in bed. 7. Showers once, MAYBE twice a week. 8. Has a huge ratty red fro. 9. Is sexually confused. 10. Enjoys threatening his ex's new boyfriend, even though he has never been in a fight in his life, and the guy he is threatening is trained to kill someone with his bare hands and owns lots of guns and knives. 11. Thinks he is really sexy. (he WAS at one point, before he got fat and hairy- just because you were hot at one point, doesn't mean you are now.) 12. When he makes out, he suffacates you and chokes you with his tongue, and leaves slobber all over your face when he's done. |
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| 34. | Cheesy Snatch | ||
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(n) Pronounced: che-zey snatch 1. Best describes a womans vagina after a rather strenious activity, such as exercise or fucking. 2. When sitting close to a girl who was obviously not washed for a number of days, such as after a multi-day festival or camping trip, and you can smell her vagina from where you are. 3. The state of a girls vagina, unkept, messy and smells bad. Man 1: How was last night with that bird that you pick up?
Man 2: Yeah it was good until she asked me to go down on her, smelt like rotten cheese left behind the furnace for a week, hairer then a damn dog. _________________________________________________ Man 1: Psst! hey can you smell that? Man 2: Yeah I dont think that Jane was washed for a few days! Man !: Yeah thats one cheesy snatch, bet it oozes out sauce! _________________________________________________ Man: Damn girl do you ever maintain? Girl: No im not really into that... Man: Fuck you and your hippy values bitch shave and shower or im going to piss on your face Girl: Well..... |
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| 35. | GW Bush | ||
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Really bad bud;
That indoor-grown which has no THC and just gives a headache hey Jon, hook me up with your bud guy, mine just picked up a pound of GW Bush so I won't hit him up till next week... hopefully he's sold that crap off by then
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