Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
"Hmmm? You know I had a speech, you know, my... my integrated-projected-global-tele-network system bloody system-system. But you know, if that's what the worlds coming to I don't want to be in it. No I don't want that. I don't want to be in some sort of cyber-space-hypervirtual bloody reality. I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. I don't want that! What kind of reality is that, huh, you know, with a thirteen-amp plug on the end of it? Huh? Huh?... That can be un-plugged like that? Come-on I'm going." Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous
by Philip K. Dick June 12, 2004
A hallucination caused by lack of drink and drugs.
In reality you should search Henry
by imo insane March 19, 2009
The one thing that prevents us from leading perfect lives. No matter hard you try to block it out, it's always there, crushing all of the fantastical endeavors you dream up.

Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.
Reality: Hey you. Yeah, you. Ever wanted to break away from the hopelessly flawed human race, and become everything you've ever dreamed of? Well TOO FUCKING BAD, I'm here to prevent you because I'm a bitch like that >:I
by do it fgt October 23, 2011
Located in the farthest region of sanity, Reality is many a splendored place. The grass broken and brown and the air smells like chlorofluorocarbons heated to a temperature that is most unnatural. Sounds are often harsh, crashing through the inner membrane of every cell in your body. Everything here is sharp, jagged. Not many people enjoy it there, but often have not a choice.

But do not fear, there is an escape. Beveranges, ranging in potency from that of chocolate milk to vodka, can prevent contact with this most fatal of worlds. The best psychiatric developments, such as LSD, take the "tourist" as we call them, far, far out of the boundaries of Reality.
Possible side effects are death, brain damage, and more death.

"Dude, where are we? It's so hot here, and everything is prickly!"

-"I don't know what this place is, but I don't like it...I've heard on the news that it's called....Reality? How do we get somewhere else?"

"Have you heard about the new product? I can't remember what it's called...LMD....LF....LSD! That's it! Through this genious spaceship, we can go anywhere!"

(Together) "Hooray for science!"
by Tha T. Guy May 28, 2008
The universal form of resistance. Whatever resists us is reality.
by Mike Epstein November 08, 2003
an idea; something that is here for eternity, not just for a short time
The cup isn't real, the IDEA of the cup is real.
by Sarah August 27, 2004
Reality ree-al-i-tee: noun.
A crutch for people who cannot handle drugs.
Frank couldn't handle that '151, so he decided to cling to reality instead.
by E. Picardo December 08, 2006

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