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An individual (usually working in a call center) who understands people only know what they are told. Consequently reality is controlled.
The realitician knows that despite the fact he failed to enter the customer's PO yesterday he can put it up today and blame the order entry system (or shipping, or the fax machine...).
by Brian Curtice February 26, 2006
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