realmtard 

A person who plays MMORPGs only to flame/spam the global chat room with caps lock typing, unnecessary punctuation, misspelled common words, unintelligible sentences, excessive emoticons, and/or conspiracy theories about the top players instead of actually playing the game and/or making friends. They are easily spotted by their desperate grasping for attention and vast amounts of time spent playing while having one of the weakest accounts in the game.

Bane Wulf: FLOOL PUP X KIA ! THEIR DESTROY ALL REALM STEEL GOLD !!
not kabba: one day ,,,,,, i ,,end you all ,,fok ,,,,,,litlle castels big fok er end all you day..
kaisersoze: Not this again.
FlavorFlav: Yep...looks like someone let the realmtards out again...

realmtard by freelancer54 May 24, 2017

realitarianism 

Religion based on PROVABLE reality. Based on the scientifically proven laws of nature. Based on statistical likiehood.

I avoid certain things, not because of the threat of Hell, or the promise of Heaven, but to avoid prison, bad health, or the risk of serious injury or death. Emotional health and good relationships are also EXTREMELY important. This is Realitarianism.

realitarianism by Agnos Morehead July 28, 2006

relitard

Relitard; a religious person or a person that believes in a god.

relitardism; relitarded;

It's hard for a relitard to understand geological time.

relitard by godendoder March 28, 2010

Realtard 

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

Realtard by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

Reachtards 

Popular on online gameplay for the video game "Halo: Reach". Basically means retard but is specific to newbies (known in the virtual world as "N00bs") to the game.

Yo bro! I just entered this LAN game; it's filled with "Reachtards"

Well, you know what to do... Cap them local niggas!

Reachtards by BreachedNotBroken November 28, 2010

relitardism 

The belief in God or gods; the act of being a relitard.

Evangelists spread relitardism

relitardism by The Malachi May 29, 2018

realtard 

A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.

1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."

2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."

realtard by Davis Hay February 15, 2009