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"Real Men" is a phrase which literally means "Douche Bags Like Me" (or singular - "A Douche Bag Like Me") and is generally used by men who do not realize they are douche bags. Real Men don't drink that imported microbrew shit. -> Douche Bags Like Me don't drink that imported microbrew shit.
A Real Man would never drive a Lexus -> A Douche Bag Like Me would never drive a Lexus. |
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real man: "a man who can't touch his toes for Nuts."
Kim:"omg, look at the crackers on that guy, betcha he can't touch his toes"
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1. guys with chest hair 2. guys who thig they are tough 3. guys with big feet 4. women with big feet 5 women with mustaches real men take it up the azz
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