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"Real Men" is a phrase which literally means "Douche Bags Like Me" (or singular - "A Douche Bag Like Me") and is generally used by men who do not realize they are douche bags.
Real Men don't drink that imported microbrew shit. -> Douche Bags Like Me don't drink that imported microbrew shit.

A Real Man would never drive a Lexus -> A Douche Bag Like Me would never drive a Lexus.
by Chomputer March 08, 2009
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1. guys with chest hair
2. guys who thig they are tough
3. guys with big feet
4. women with big feet
5 women with mustaches
real men take it up the azz
by the man December 19, 1999
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real man: "a man who can't touch his toes for Nuts."
Kim:"omg, look at the crackers on that guy, betcha he can't touch his toes"
by He-man March 06, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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