|1.||Real Estate Agent|
A full-service residential buyer- and seller-specialist who assists clients in the sale of real property. This person alleviates much of the confusion and frustrations of buying or selling a home with the experience she or he has amassed over time within a given local real estate market or neighborhood. A real estate agent is armed with the tools necessary to provide creative and innovative solutions in real estate services. She or he provides resources to assist clients discover value in real property, provides strategies to build equity in her or his clients’ investment, and facilitates negotiations toward an ideal solution for her or his clients.
Does your real estate agent have a record of success?
Refers to property that exists in the virtual world, that which is "unreal," as opposed to "real" property that exists in the corporeal world. The earliest usage of the term was as the title of the 1976 film "Surreal Estate" (originally titled "Sérail") by Eduardo de Gregorio. Now it is used to refer to property that exists on the World Wide Web (e.g. domains, websites). It has also been used to refer to real estate that is owned by the rich and famous.
Example 1: Facebook.com is a prime piece of surreal estate.
Example 2: I have retained the services of a surreal estate agent to help me sell my website for a huge profit.
Example 3: I am a surreal estate broker in Second Life.
Someone that rents living space to his buddies. Often gets screwed out of payment, or gets paid in services or drugs.
Jonny lived in his buddy Eric's spare bedroom, but couldn't pay his rent on time. Luckily, Eric was a kind friendlord and allowed Jonny to clean up garbage at his other properties in lieu of rent.
|4.||location, location, location|
When a man services the three main orifices of a lady in one sexual encounter. ie. mouth, vagina, anus
The order of operations is not important, however it's a bonus if the woman is a licensed real estate agent.
Q "How'd your date with that fine ass realtor, Tina go last night?"
A "Yo! I fucked that bitch every which way. It was location, location, location, all night long Son!"
1. A derisive term for older suburbs that are declining into poverty. The word is a combination of "Slum" and "Suburbia."
2. The bleak future for many aging American suburbs.
3. What happens when people refuse to take urban planning seriously.
Slumburbia is almost always found in large metro areas. As middle-class residents move farther and farther away from the urban core, the closer-in suburbs start to deteriorate. Property values fall leading to reduced local tax revenue, decreased public services, declining schools and increasing crime, especially gang activity. This vicious circle continues for years until the suburb itself is no longer distinguishable from the large city it borders.
Examples of Slumburbia: Hamtramck, Michigan; Somerville, Massachusetts; Camden, New Jersey; and Compton, California.
My hometown is turning into Slumburbia. You can hear gunfire there almost every night.
REALTEER. also REALTER. Definition: Pronunciation: \ˈrē(-ə)l-tər, rē-ˈal-tər\. Abbreviation: Rltr.. Plural: Realters. Verb intransitive: Realteer. Verb present participle: Realteering. Verb past participle: Realteered A persons who derive income from Real Estate Services such as Salesperson, Broker, Appraiser, Consultant, Assessor, Developer, Dealer, Administrator, and Educator who is granted by the servicemark owner the privilege to use the title REALTER or abbreviated title RLTR, subject to the REALTER Service Quality Standard Certification or REALTER Professional Seal of Excellence of the servicemark owner.
The main purpose of Mr. Rebisko's visit to the landowner is purely to realteer the property.
Mr. Rebisko's realteering without license was complained by local Realters to the IPORESP Anti-Colorum Task Force led by Rltr. Andres Bonifacio.
Rltr. Bonifacio was able to prove to the court that Mr. Rebisko, in fact realteered the property owned by the widow. Because Mr. Rebisko have no professional license to perform the profession of a Realter, the court meted him with a penalty of 4 years imprisonment and a fine of P200,000.
Jecked-up describes the handling by an individual, enterprise or government that takes a process or procedure that's simple, straight forward, easy, productive and of great value to the socio-economic good of a society, individual or enterprise then makes the process or procedure a totally inoperable failed process and implementation impossible because of absolutely unnecessary and incompetent handling of the process or procedure usually with the end purpose being to profiteer as an entity that has 'value added' quality to its services in the economy with financing , sales or manufacture of a commodity.
The financial services and real estate industry has totally JECKED-UP the ability of the American consumer to have basic economic residential shelter that provides safe and comfortable homes for the American family.