|1.||THE REAL STIGGY|
The ultimate racing driver on xbox live. He can get a bit angry to other players and is normaly joined by an equaly annoying person called who ate all the pies
All we know is that he is called THE REAL STIGGY
|2.||Truck Driver Bill|
A man who lives in Abilene, TX. He is known all around Texas, especially in west and north regions of the state. He has been noted as to always be wearing a trucker cap he never takes off in public, always has a toothpick in his mouth, and acknowledges people with a friendly "10-4 good buddy" when he hears his name. A recent poll in the city of Abilene revealed that roughly 90% of people don't know his real name is not Bill. He is also noted as not owning a truck, but rather a broken 21 speed mountain bike.
Glen: "Hey, have you seen Truck Driver Bill today?'
Seth: "Ya. He was biking to the Bingo house in Abilene."
One who has no real talent at driving and basically honks at you for actually knowing how to drive. In fact there are a few things that are quite distinct about Pennsylvania drivers, especially those from Philadelphia...
1. Red means Go
2. Green means stop
3. No parking means double parking
4. 25 mph means 15 mph
5. They actually wait for a bus instead of passing a bus
6. They honk if you stop at a stop sign
7. Pedestrians become targets
8. Do not stop at stop
9. They have no regard for street signs
10. They hate on Jersey drivers because they actually have skill
You know you are witnessing a Pennsylvania driver if there is a no parking sign, the typical PA driver will double park their car there, making it so you cannot leave your spot.
|4.||Real F1 Fan|
People who base their driver support on skill etc, not nationality or glory-hunting.
Fan: Why do you support Hamilton?
Tool: He's the world champion and British!
Fan: So you only like him because he is good and British?
Fan: When did you start watching F1?
Tool: Whenever Hamilton came into it.
Fan: Then your not a real F1 fan!
|5.||driving like a pissed off teenager|
Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
|6.||The Hearse Driver|
The Hearse Driver, real name Lazarus S. Constantine, he is a 26 year old Photographer/writer who drives a hearse. However, Lazarus is more known for his online persona. Lazarus is one of the four founders of "The Demon Knights", a group that is rather known with in the Transformer fandom. Laz is, at times the silent one, but at other times he's the wild one right in the front. He is always thinking, and figuring out the way around any wall they may come acrossed. Most would say he vollies between smart, funny, and totally insane, just part of the Puzzle of the man called Lazarus.
Also, he perfers to be called Laz, Big Laz C, L.S.C or just about anything but Lazarus..
Did you hear about that guy called The Hearse Driver?
Almost anybody who pilots a BattleMech. There are a some n00bs out there who think they are Mechwarriors, but they ain't! They wind up smok'n wrecks not long out of the spawn. It takes a real Mechwarrior to take down a 100 ton Dashi with a 45 ton Shaddowcat.
That Glendor, now he's a real Mechwarrior.