| 8. | american victories | ||
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I'm sure you've read the definitions for French Victories so out of boredom I present an analysis of american (united states) victories. *War of independance*
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American view: America kicked limey ass Realistic: France, for the second time in its history, beat the UK. America tagged along. Fun fact: 10% of american deaths were caused by shooting eachother. *Quasi-war* American view: America showed France not to mess with america Realistic: America started to build a navy to take on a bunch of pirates. The pirates were french, and obviously had french moral support, but no armed support. Fun fact: the war ended in the 19th century. France only managed one victory (Crimean war) in this entire century. *Barbary war* American view: the us saved money Realistic: weak nations in north africa were paid into not stealing american goods. Both sides fired blanks for a few years, before the north africans decided that instead of recieving money, they would just go back to ransoming and piracy of american ships. Fun fact: The barbary nations came out of the war less damaged than the usa, but ended it because they couldn't hit shit either, and wanted either money or pirated goods. *second barbary war* American view: America won Realistic: the sides went back to firing blanks at each other, until the us navy sailed away thinking it had won. The pircy continued for a long time before the us did anything about it, which it never got round to. Before they sailed back, The British and Dutch navies had declared war and pulverised Morocco. Fun fact: the us managed to ge... |
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| 9. | pigga | ||
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Pigga (sometimes spelled piggah, pigger) is Polish white nigga, or wigga. Generally speaking they're the Yukka Brothers, the wannabe niggaz of hip hop culture.
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Piggaz wear baggy clothes with crotch between the ankles, hoods, massive keychains (that could be well used for hobbling cows) etc. Clothes they wear, language they use and music they play are but cheap local imitation of cool stuff that bona-fide genuine US black folk rappers use. In addition, garments must be worn-out and in bizarre colours faded from washing it too many times. Each piece of clothing must have a cheap, hilarious and oversized picture of (some say) their mother in the form of medieval monsters, pittbulls and other creatures that inhabit their childhood dreams. The style of their apparel, music and language represent the style of rural high-school wannabe hip hop light years back from now. Thus a pigga is always behind, always mediocre, always emergency lane, behind and far away from the mainstream of today's hip hop. While black nigga rapper must wear gold, drive BigMac sized pimpmobile, be - well - black and (speaking of BigMacs) big and fat (or at least big, muscular whopper), piggaz are the opposite. Not only don't they wear quality clothes, but they lack the overwhelming physical appearance of real rappers. Polish wiggaz are skinny, with a protruding adam's apple and too tall to keep straight. When they "rap" they usually sway, do things with their hands like their idols in 1990s and s... |
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| 10. | sparknotes version | ||
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noun: 1. Of or relating to telling a story in which the listener would like a shortened version, or you only want to tell them the summary, of your tale.<br><br>
2. Telling someone not the complete story rather the summary usually with only the main parts involved. (Usually used when telling a story orally.)<br><br> 3. The telling of your lengthy story the way someone from Sparknotes would write it. Labrea: Hey Billy, tell me what happened between you and Kyle!
Billy: Alright, I dont have much time so ill tell you the <i>sparknotes version</i> real quick. |
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| 11. | cubescent | ||
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Pronunciation: \ˈkyüb-S-ənt\
Origin: United States American English Originator: The Baroness of Chism-on-the-Plain Function: adjective - 1) a situation or problem possessing the complex characteristics of a 6 sided cube Function: noun - 1) an intelligent or learned person possessing ability to analyze the sides/issues of a complex situation or problem as a whole 2) geometric thinking adjective: This situation is cubescent.
noun: Bob handles emergencies well; he is a real cubescent. |
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| 12. | Urban Dictionary | ||
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The only real English Dictionary in the world, In my opinion. It contains REAL definitions that every one can understand. Not something like:
Philosophy- rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct. But instead: Philosophy- Philosophy undertakes the task of determining the fundamental nature of human existence with thorough logical analysis. Philosophy can be broken down into four major branches. 1) A real Dictionary 2) Something people bad at english can understand. 3) Something to waste your time on. 1) Mike: Hey man, don't you hate all those people ruining the english language? Pfft, dem? dat? lol?
Jesus: Actually, No they are not ruining it. They are actually EXPANDING the English Language, modern day dictionaries are just too far behind to keep up. We should be glad our language is expanding is so many ways. 2) Superman: Ugh, I just cant understand what the god damn dictionary is saying! If I can hardly understand the language, how the fuck am I going to understand all these complex words? Spiderman: Silly DC, the dictionary is for losers! Go to Urban Dictionary for real HUMAN examples! 3) Unknown Diety: Daaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnn , I just procrastanated and wasted like 4 hours on reading stuff on Urban Dictionary! |
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| 13. | wombatting | ||
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Verb - The act of finding an amusing acronym for something. Coming up with some amusing acronyms vaguely based on the concept, then using a thesaurus to fill in the blanks. Leads to very contrived or stretched expansions of the acronyms.
May end up with decidedly dodgy acronyms, or intentional double-entendres. Generally adds to the bullshit-bingo used in project meetings. IT and new media organisations come up with dodgy acronyms almost as a competitive sport. ACRONYM - Abbreviated Coded Rendition of Name Yielding Meaning WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time WOMBAT Wavelength-Oriented Microwave Background Analysis Team WOMBAT Way of Measuring Badly in America Today WOMBAT Weapon of Magnesium Battalion Anti-Tank SMUT Spitalfields Market Under Threat POO Purchase Order Outbound PENIS Proton-Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy (NMR technique) * Stop wombatting and do some real work!
* Just call it something simple, don't WOMBAT. |
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| 14. | complement | ||
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In Math, the complement is, simply put, that which is outside of the defined region. However, this is often used as an insult in geek circles.
Geek 1:Your momma's so fat, that she's the complement of your house.
Geek 2: Yeah, well at least my penis isn't always the complement of a vagina. Geek 1: *shoots self, thus becoming the complement of existing* |
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