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a conference room on the Galaxy Class Starship Enterprise: where Captain Jean Luc Picard hides from time to time when he wants to read a book or beat his meat on chatroulette.
Captain Picard: WHO THE FUCK TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR OF MY READY ROOM!

Data: It was Lt. Worf, Sir.
by Lays Chips April 11, 2010
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n. Captain Picard's secret bondage dungeon.
"Ensign Wesly Crusher, please report to the Ready Room for a Special ASSignment. And bring the leather slave outfit I bought you on Risa."

"But Captain, I'm not ready, and I don't have room!"
by Rob Aldred February 02, 2004

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