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1. read the bible
A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.
"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"
2. read the bible
A synonym for masturbate.
screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
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