|1.||read the bible|
A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.
"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"
"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"
|2.||read the bible|
A synonym for masturbate.
screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man