A synonym for masturbate.
screennameone: why aren't you responding?
screennametwo: sorry man I had to read the bible. hot porn.
screennameone: that's sick man
#jerk off #jack off #masturbate #shake your soda #beat off
by Jenn Huls May 23, 2006
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A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.
"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"
#read #bible #smoke #weed #pot
by Kentt July 29, 2007
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