Retracting tortoise 

A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.

"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."

Retracting tortoise by Huuuuud September 23, 2012

retracting genitaliation syndrome 

When your butt/balls get burned, your penis will retract all the way into your throat, which will give you Retracting Genitaliation Syndrome. Also known as RGS.

James burned his butt on the metal ground, so now he has Retracting Genitaliation Syndrome.

retracting genitaliation syndrome by Myfamilypp420 June 15, 2019

retracting sausage 

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked

"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"

retracting sausage by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015

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