Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up 

Very picky about women

Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020

if you're reading this 

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad

Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James

if you're reading this by finally i found a name February 17, 2025

rereado 

You perceive a typo in the text you just typed, and correct it, but then it turns out the original text was correct, and your error was in the rereading. You've just made a rereado.

Rereados are nothing to be concerned about:

It dsoen't rlaley mtater.

Sboodemy snet me an eiaml rentcely rdineming me taht it's olny the ltreets on ehetir end taht metatr. The oens in the mdlide you can put in whvaeter oredr you wnat.

rereado by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

Reread 

You can use this word when you read a book second time or even much more times.
You use rewatch for movies and series but you can use reread for books

Hi David.I reread one of my favorite books.it was like the first time that i read it.

Reread by Ahoora April 29, 2024

Reread 

You can use this word when you want to read a book that you read before again.
It's exactly like Rewatch but for the books.

I just Reread that book.it totally worth it.

Reread by Ahoora July 17, 2024