| 50. | Eating flowers | ||
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A more intense word similar to having butterflies in the stomache. An overwhelming feeling flowing throughout your body that makes you devote all your trust, honesty, and loyalty to the person that caused this feeling. Silly Duck: ...baby, I don't need anybody else because nobody else is important. You're my Prince Charming and I'm your Cinderella!
Silly Goose: Baby stoppit! You're making me feel like I'm eating flowers! ='] |
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| 51. | Grantique | ||
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when you're eating an old woman's ass and she farts, covering you in dust "i was tossing you're grandma's salad the other night and she grantiqued me!"
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| 52. | California Volcano Burger | ||
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It's when after an episiotomy, a girl shits out of her vagina while you're eating her out. "I went down on this girl I've been dating and wow she had a California Volcano Burger waiting for me"
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| 53. | Eating flowers | ||
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A more intense word similar to having butterflies in the stomache. An overwhelming feeling flowing throughout your body that makes you devote all your trust, honesty, and loyalty to the person that caused this feeling. Silly Duck: ...baby, I don't need anybody else because nobody else is important. You're my Prince Charming and I'm your Cinderella!
Silly Goose: Baby stoppit! You're making me feel like I'm eating flowers! ='] |
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| 54. | Rig Rig | ||
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Colloquial short for "Rigglebop"
A nasty, disgusting monkey who's single mode of sustenance is eating his own feces and drinking his own urine. It is thought that the feces he ingests was, once upon a time, originally banana, but since it has been eaten and re-pooped out over and over again, it has been rendered an unrecognizable brown/grey sludge, known by experts on Rig-ology as "sike juice" (as in, recycling juice) Rig Rig is so bacteria-ridden, to touch him will likely lead to any number of nasty germ infections that commonly occur in 3rd world countries. To taste his "sike juice" is a death wish ... it's so disgusting, no one has survived sampling it and lived to describe the taste. Which is probably really bad. Me: Get that nasty poop-eating Rig Rig out of here!
Or, another ... Me: Eww, be careful not to get any of Rig Rig's "sike juice" on or near your person! |
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| 55. | Vegetarians | ||
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Pissed off motherfuckers that think they're making a difference in this world. Honestly? They're 100% BULLSHIT.
Not only do these self absorbed assholes give shit to those who CHOOSE to eat meat, but they also cause a lot more comotion then they should. All vegetarians should be transported to somewhere in Africa where they could live off of the weeds and dirt. Vegetarians don't eat meat because they think it's cruel and inhumane. Guess what assholes? Your "innocent" tofu and fake meat kills MILLIONS of animals each day making your precious "guilt-free" meal. That's right. Millions of animals are killed by giant mowing machines that harvest your precious grains and berries. At least meat eaters EAT THE MEAT instead of letting it go to waste. How about you educate yourself. Assholes. The vegetarians response to this embarrassing fact is "well, at least we're not killing intentionally." So let me get this straight; not only are animals ruthlessly being murdered as a direct result of your diet, but you're not even using the meat of the animals YOU kill?
-Maddox The Best Page in the Universe |
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| 56. | Re-Knee | ||
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a crazy person who usually looks like a sexy monkey eating a banana while jumping up & down saying "squa" i think thats how its spelled. ohh and she loves girls. she just doesnt know it yet. :p An ape throwing bananas oh wait its re-knee.
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