| 1. | bo tard | ||
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Bo tard is the next level above re-tard, often involves extreme acts of stupidity, ignorance and poor judgment.
Alcohol is usually contributing factor from being re tarded to being bo tarded. "Man did you see that kid hit him self with that baseball bat?"
"Yeah man, what a fricken bo tard" "The troop surge in Iraq is bo tarded." "Word, Bush is a bo tard." |
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| 2. | (RE:)tard | ||
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Stupid people who forget to delete the annoying (RE:)'s in a replied message. Jessica's a lazy ass (RE:)tard!
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| 3. | dowche | ||
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A word which commonly mis-pronounced "douche". Both have the same meaning, although dowche is more notably associated with Alan Garner of "The Hangover" and his pronunciation of words such as "re-tard." Alan: "what a dowche, look at that re-tard....CLASSIC!"
Phil: "wtf..." |
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| 4. | re-re-tard | ||
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One who is a retarded retard who is so retarded they don't deserve the re. You did what? Man, you're not a retard, you're a re-re-tard. Why are you still alive?
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| 5. | cloke | ||
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cloke-(n) coke spelled with a typo; cloak spelled by a re-tard. harry potter: hey did you see my awesome invisibility cloke??
hermione: harry, you re-tard. guy 1: wanna go get a cloke? guy 2: guy 1, you re-tard. |
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| 6. | RE-tard | ||
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(R)eply (E)veryone (tard) Someone who has not mastered the very simple difference between email's "reply" and "reply all" actions. The RE-tard is consistently spamming a distribution list's mailbox with their comment, which is relevant only to them and the sender. A true RE-tard will do this even when the original sender of an email to many people list explicitly requests recipients do not "reply all." I can't stand it when a new system rolls out at my job. My AVP boss always spams her stupid questions to the whole company like the RE-tard she is.
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| 7. | wii-tard | ||
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1) Someone too retarded to play the Nintendo Wii.
2) Someone too retarded to say the word retarded without saying wii or wree instead of re. |
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