| 1. | re-sex | ||
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To have sex with someone after you broke up. Usually just a one time deal. "I can't believe you had re-sex with that ass clown! He's such a loser!"
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| 2. | sex threat | ||
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to make a threat of having sex, or much more frighteningly, of not.
can be used to create arousal or a joke but also in times of anger and for punishment. guy- if you don't stop being such a naughty girl i'm gonna have to fuck you.
girl- ooh is that a sex threat? guy- do you want it to be? funny guy- jenny if you don't stop talking to me i may have to take you right here! jenny- what, in the middle of a library? funny guy- we could build a fort out of self-help books for privacy. jenny- alright alright! stop with the sex threats, please! read your stupid book. jim- i'm sick of you always being out late karen! no more sex for a month! karen- you're sex threatening me?! that is ridiculous! jim- deal with it baby! |
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| 3. | Re: Sex | ||
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quite often the subject line you will get in an email, the day after an office party when you got friendly with a colleague, possibly your boss Re: sex
Do you remember what happened last night? I think we had sex, shall we um talk? And before this goes any further this is not to be mentioned to anyone else. |
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| 4. | The Sex Team | ||
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arguably the sexiest group of human beings ever assembled into one Facebook group in the history of mankind. consisting of the turtle, t-rex, panther, nematode, robot, antelope, kitten, cobra, and recent addition the eagle, The Sex Team walks the halls of RFH scouting for the finest alcohol, tobacco and narcotics, as well as chicks who pack (#skoaljobs). we also go so unbelievably HAM on the weekends. basically, the sexiest of all time. Sex t-rex: hey guys we should all get f***ed up for the lsu-'bama game
KB Surfer: Star said I can have some people over t-rex: ew you hick, go make out with your cousin. you're not even a member of The Sex Team Timmy then laughs uncoltrolably at the insult, as all nearby tables stare at The Sex Team in secret envy |
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| 5. | breakfast sex | ||
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Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food. She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.
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| 6. | Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking? | ||
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Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her? Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
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Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking? Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse. Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking? Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs. Bob: Is t... |
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| 7. | buffalo sex | ||
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Buffalo sex: Contrary to popular oppinion, the definition of this term has absolutely nothing to do with the mating habits of these hairy beasts, but rather refers to the beastialic urges of the attention-starved plainsmen who live where the Buffalo roam. It is important to understand that the Great Plains of the United States can be a very lonely place, thus, only those with poor social skills and little or no sexual prowess choose to call them home. However, those who do have only two things in mind when settling down in the grasslands: freedom from the toils of trying to make friends and the hot and steamy relations they can have with any buffalo that happens to stray away from its herd. Now, buffalos are not weak creatures. They're strong and hairy and unevenly tempered. So, in order to successfully "recreate" with one it is required that you: (a.) tame it by feeding it and getting it used to being petted, or (b.) (this is the easier and much more popular approach), you throw a large buffalo hide over your head, get a buck to chase you and, as nature takes over the beast's simple mind, you proceed to let it mount and mate. "I have buffalo sex and like it."
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