| 1. | re-pee | ||
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After any time you've been out and have had too much to drink ( coffe, booze, anything liquid basically) and your bladder is so full that you go to the bathroom and need to go again immediately afterward. Girl ( outside stall ) "Hurry up, there's a good song on and I want to go hear it."
Other girl ( peeing, in stall ) "I'm done, I just have to wipe. Oh damn! I've gotta re-pee!" |
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| 2. | pee jigglin' | ||
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when you gotta take a piss so bad you're movin round all over place. "look at you, you stupid fuck, you're pee jigglin'like a bitch."
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| 3. | Boston pee party | ||
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When you're in the shower with your teammates (any sport will do) keep an eye out for anyone with soap in their eyes. When you're pretty sure the hapless victim is blinded and unaware of what's going on, gather around him with the rest of the team and pee all over him. (This is much easier for men to do than women.) Guaranteed to leave a look of confusion and disgust on the victim's face. (Also known as a Scotty.)
When Brent noticed Scott once again struggling to get the soap of out of his eyes he gathered the team around and they celebrated with a Boston pee party.
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| 4. | goat pee | ||
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When a male has to pee, he faces the oposite way of the uranal, tucks the penis between his legs, and urinates backwards. Very arousing. "Hey man, i want a way to piss and have an arousing experiance at the same time"
"Man just throw it into trailor hitch mode and push...try it if you have to poop. it's called goat pee. you're not cool unless you pee backwards! it will be great fun!" |
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| 5. | If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me | ||
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a phrase that means: if a girl is old enough to pee she is old enough to have sex Matt: You like them young!
Nick: Well, you know what I always say: If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me!!!! |
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| 6. | pee in my toilet | ||
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Also known as "pee in the toilet." When something is so funny and a gorgeous redhead is making really awkward conversation with a yetti and you just can't help to pee in your pants...except you're on the toilet. so. yeah.
You can't just pee your pants, you gotta pee your toilet too! Amy: "So Jeanette, what'd you get on the math test"
Jeanette: "A 'C-'" Amy: "Ohhh..." Jen: HAHAHAHAH *piss* HAHAHAHAHA *pee* HAHAHHAAHA *urinate* HAHAHHAHAHAA. Later... Amy: "Well that was awkward..." Jen: "I know! I was peeing in my pants it was so funny" Amy: "Except you were on the toilet...So I guess you were peeing in your toilet" Jen: "Yeah so funny that it made me pee in my toilet!" |
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| 7. | pee schedule | ||
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A Pee schedule is when you go to the bathroom and a co-worker/family member has to go as well. It can sometimes get annoying when you always see that same person when you go to drain the lizard.
Explanation: This factor is likely due to the other person drinking around the same time you last did, which causes both of your bladders to activate around the same time. Bob thinks: I really gotta pee.
Joe thinks: I have to pee really bad. - Bathroom - Bob: What are you doing here, Joe? Joe: I have to pee too. Bob: But you always have to pee when I have to! Joe: We're probably on the same pee schedule! Bob: Damn it! |
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