Random Death Syndrome:
when someone just randomly dies for an unknown or unexplained reason, can also be used as an exaggeration
What!? You're mom died, just like that? No explanation? sounds like RDS to me....
Then, she just passed out, out of nowhere, for no apparent reason. She must have RDS or something....
Unfortuantely, the guy I dated last year suffered from a severe case of RDS.
(abbreviation of rapid deceleration syndrome
Term for the effects of travelling at great speed and then hitting an immovable object... such as cuts, bruises, broken limbs, paralysis or death.
Originally military slang, but now used by other groups, for example:
Rock climbers: The effects of falling from a great height.
Cyclists: The effects of misjudging a corner and hitting a wall/tree/whatever straight on.
Severe Rapid Deceleration Syndrome or SRDS
usually refers to death.
"Is Mike out climbing today?"
"No he took a whipper
yesterday, and he's at home recovering from a case of rapid deceleration syndrome
"I need the day off work to go to a friends funeral - he caught a fatal case of RDS
while out biking the other day"
Repetitive Dating Sydrome: dating the same ex for numerous times and then dumping her just to go out with her again.
"Hey didn't you two break up?"
"Yeah but I've rds. We hooked up again. It's only the fifth time it has happened."