The Razzle Dazzle is a glorious sex act that takes some planning, but the juice is worth the squeeze. First, you must buy glitter, find a crown royal pouch (the one with the drawstring), and find some rope. Next, you fill the crown royal bag with glitter, get naked, and tie the bag around your waist. Finally, after performing the Peter Pan on your woman, you pull out, jizz on her back or face, reach into your pouch and throw the glitter all over her jizz covered body. You then scream "RAZZLE DAZZLE BITCH" and storm out of the room. Its ok to continue throwing glitter throughout her place and in her closet (never, ever do the razzle dazzle at your own place...glitter is a bitch to cleanup. Women love to cleanup messes anyways).
I Razzle Dazzled wild Cindy last weekend and she loved it. I temporarily blinded her when I threw glitter in her cum covered eyes and while she was disoriented I tossed glitter around her entire apartment. She had to go to the doctor to get some ointment for her infected eyes. The whole experience really brought us closer together.
by TS, JD, T"Horse"E, JL, RG April 02, 2011
v.t. ("on the razzle dazzle", "to razzle and dazzle") When a group of lads join forces in order to become muntered and hopefully get a gobble by the end of the night. From the ancient Greek compounds "razzle" - to drink your bodyweight in tequila; and "dazzle" - to attempt to bone anything with a pulse at a seedy nightclub.

Hopefully, said troops will end up getting their nat king cole, and if they are extremelly fortunate, they will avoid becoming a noted munter-gatherer.
Lad 1: You fancy another Aftershock?
Lad 2: No, too much razzle can ruin your chances of dazzling. And I've got my eye on that fattie in the corner, wobbling her fat arse along to "No Limit".

Lad 3: How's the razzle dazzle going?
Lad 4: Pretty good, £1 a drink so I'm bawspank'd, and that munter that I pulled has a slightly more attractive friend.
Lad 3: Casey and Dean aren't faring so well.
Lad 4: I guess we could go for DVDA with that fattie in the corner?
by Terry Deary August 28, 2006
A term used to describe anything good!
1. Last night was fukkin RazzleDazzle bra!
2. Lets go out on the RazzleDazle! Reply= "Safe as Fuck!"
3. You see something that you like- "RAZZLEDAZZLE!"
by jON wELDON March 07, 2004
1. Used to describe a moment of good fortune

2. When you forget what you are meant to be saying mid-sentence.
1. "Razzle dazzle" said John, who had manage to remain undetected from a SWAT unit during a raid on his house by hiding under a carpet.

2. And so errr...razzle dazzle.
by Rac^ January 10, 2003
(A.K.A. razzled) verb. - to lead a person into thinking you'll do something for them if you hadn't already made plans when in fact, without those plans, you would have never volunteered. many do this in hopes of tricking a friend into thinking they are better than they truly are. This is not to be confused with simply saying you'll do something and then backing out.
"He told you that he'd help you move IF he wasn't going to visit his grandma in the hospital? That guy's worthless, he definitely razzle dazzled you."
by SteveEB November 09, 2012
The act of shoving confetti in your ass hole and/or vagina and poot it out in some ones face.
Martha Stewart gave Rosie Odonald a nice razzle dazzle for Christmas.
by Trannyplus1 February 19, 2011
one who thinks he can rap, but is actually white and has an interesting disability like a lisp...etc.

This person commonly recognized by disrespecting women by slapping asses, posts youTube videos, being warned that he may be a potential rapist, and is commonly pranked upon. Those who have been said to live with a "razzle dazzle" say that they keep them around for humiliatingly comic relief.
"Man, look at that white kid rapping, slapping those asses, he's such a Razzle Dazzle."
by Lalalynnn November 13, 2009

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