A fanciful term describing excited homosexual intercourse involving satsuma peelings, empty coke cans, and earl grey tea bags of the twinings® variety. (During the winter months in northern European countries, it is also considered quite kinky to engage in a razzle whilst listening to Dvorak's 8th symphony, movement IV. The flute solo is considered the climax of the experience and should be cherished for months thereafter.)

To beat someone, or to manhandle someone or something

grimey, low-end jazz mag known for its not-so-hot models/reader's wives.

perfect for quickly knocking one out in a phonebox, toilet cubicle or car park - with your hood up.

To pleasure oneself, usually in the wee hours of the morning, such as 4 a.m. Typically, some sort of visual stimulus, along the lines of a magazine, is involved. Additionally, a cloth of some type, like a favorite shirt or wall hanging, is involved for the purposes of "clean-up."

Having stronger feelings then "liking" for a significant other.

Pornography stored on your computer. Also used as code when around family members, "not so close" friends, or strangers. Of course, if they read this they'll know you're a creep.

A brilliant genius especially when it comes to marketing.

Short for rasilainen, means crappy timekeeper.