v.t. ("on the razzle dazzle", "to razzle and dazzle") When a group of lads join forces in order to become muntered and hopefully get a gobble by the end of the night. From the ancient Greek compounds "razzle" - to drink your bodyweight in tequila; and "dazzle" - to attempt to bone anything with a pulse at a seedy nightclub.

Hopefully, said troops will end up getting their nat king cole, and if they are extremelly fortunate, they will avoid becoming a noted munter-gatherer.
Lad 1: You fancy another Aftershock?
Lad 2: No, too much razzle can ruin your chances of dazzling. And I've got my eye on that fattie in the corner, wobbling her fat arse along to "No Limit".

Lad 3: How's the razzle dazzle going?
Lad 4: Pretty good, £1 a drink so I'm bawspank'd, and that munter that I pulled has a slightly more attractive friend.
Lad 3: Casey and Dean aren't faring so well.
Lad 4: I guess we could go for DVDA with that fattie in the corner?
by Terry Deary August 28, 2006
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extremely flashy .colorful..loud .overkill..shiny ..
he is dressed all razzle dazzle with the diamonds n gold
by crou July 21, 2006
To show something flashy or fancy that distracts your audience of how terrible something really is.
1. Man, the acting in our show is shit. Good thing we razzle dazzled them with the cool set and lights.

2. My final portfolio I turned in for Economics this semester was God awful. I razzle dazzled the hell out of it though with highlighters so it looks like I took good notes.
by Jessikuh_2010 June 25, 2009
1. showy, gaudy

2. adroit deception
They had festooned the house with razzle-dazzle all over.
by The Return of Light Joker March 04, 2009
The Razzle Dazzle is a glorious sex act that takes some planning, but the juice is worth the squeeze. First, you must buy glitter, find a crown royal pouch (the one with the drawstring), and find some rope. Next, you fill the crown royal bag with glitter, get naked, and tie the bag around your waist. Finally, after performing the Peter Pan on your woman, you pull out, jizz on her back or face, reach into your pouch and throw the glitter all over her jizz covered body. You then scream "RAZZLE DAZZLE BITCH" and storm out of the room. Its ok to continue throwing glitter throughout her place and in her closet (never, ever do the razzle dazzle at your own place...glitter is a bitch to cleanup. Women love to cleanup messes anyways).
I Razzle Dazzled wild Cindy last weekend and she loved it. I temporarily blinded her when I threw glitter in her cum covered eyes and while she was disoriented I tossed glitter around her entire apartment. She had to go to the doctor to get some ointment for her infected eyes. The whole experience really brought us closer together.
by TS, JD, T"Horse"E, JL, RG April 02, 2011
n. noisy or showy fuss like wearing too much gold when drunk.
Man that clart was a well Razzle-dazzle last night.
by punkskaitch February 07, 2005
A mixed drink; concocted by adding an entire fifth of bacardi rum razz into a full 2 liter pepsi (your choice of diet or regular) and consumed directly from the bottle. recommended time: 15 minutes
homie 1: yo, how can we not waste the chase?

homie 2: lets make a razzle dazzle!!!
by general beckman May 29, 2010
Verb: to own someone, or tell them who is boss
Adjective: awesome or skilled
Headshot! I just went Razzle Dazzle on that bitch's ass!

Thomas Edison was pretty Razzle Dazzle at making light bulbs.
by 23llamasRfuzzy March 11, 2009
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