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Rains of Castamere

Refers to popular ballad sung by bards in Westeros (Game of Thrones setting) which narrates the annihilation of Lord Castamere by Tywin Lannister. More in general, the expression is used as a warning or a threat.
Yesterday my mom said that I was in for a bad surprise -- She Rains of Castamered me.
Rains of Castamere by p993 February 6, 2013
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ransomania 

1. An irresistible impulse to demand ransom in the absence of any economic motive

2. A mental illness in which you have a strong desire to kidnap foreign vessels

3. A mood disorder; an affective disorder in which the victim tends to respond excessively and sometimes violently during buccaneering.
A. The kidnappers demanded a ransom of one million dollars so I don't think we can pay such that amount of money

B. They suffer ransomania. I am sure they are inclined to react violently if we don't pay ransom for our staff release.
ransomania by Abdi Mahad October 28, 2012
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Carl Raynsford 

Greg said he was going to come to the movies tonight but he pulled out last minute! What a Carl Raynsford!

Ranschke 

A long pointy needle like penis
Oh boy Jake over there has one weird shaped Ranschke
Ranschke by P Shaft July 30, 2011

dusty rainshower 

During the act of sexual intercourse between a man and a woman in the missionary position, right before reaching orgasm, the man will quickly pull out, spin around, park his ass right above the face of his lover, and begin to fart repeatedly while climaxing and spraying his semen up into the air so it rains down over his lover's breasts, stomach, and pelvis.
I took this fat nasty home from the bar last night, she said she wanted to rim me, instead I just gave her an unexpected dusty rainshower. She chuckled heartily.
A cool kid with really pointy ears
Rainsey
Rainsey by Gerty 112345 January 18, 2011
When you grab a monkey by the balls, hang him from a rusty hook and eat popcorn while sitting next to a shark infested pool while laughing a blood curdling laugh as blood gushes out of your eye sockets.
"Man, that monkey pissed me off so much I had to ranso him"